woofmarkthedog

No...

Eggnog

What kinda party is this ?

The Dog

SB

I just don't sleep so deep anymore unless the children are at Grannies

"Vespers" tea is good but it can leave me a bit "woooooosy" in the morning

No pills though, that path nearly did for me many years ago

If you are really struggling cut out the caffeine ( it genuinely hurts though ) completely for a while & yes even that first morning one

I know it's hard but it does work

The Dog

Jennifer

Are you doing shorter lessons for younger students

30-40 minutes ?

W**F

It's..

Like saying "Do you want to be stung by a bee or a wasp ? "

It's as crappy as before but in a slightly different crappy way

The Dog

x

Hmmmm...

Did you know that the "original" soundtrack was a saw whirring at full belt..?

At a last minute production meeting the producer said...

"For F- sake turn that fkn saw off...NOW...."

One of the "grips" was playing the now infamous tune on his mouth organ whilst sitting on the bog

( it was curry night on set the previous day )

Once the farts were edited out, they had a "hit"

The rest as they say " is history "

W**F

* closes third eye *

Is...

He invited..?

It..

It grows on you

* imagines Wagner played on a saw, closes eyes & sways head *

Trust me

The Dog

X

I think it's time to say......

*drum roll*

"WILLY"

*boom-tish*

"I thank you"

W**F

eater81 Wrote:

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> Went to vote earlier at the polling station in

> Dulwich Village, never seen such a shambles in my

> life!

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I know...

The "curtains" were awful

For that alone I voted LibDem

( you watch, they'll have some Ikea blinds up in no time )

W**F

(play clip, sound up full, then read)

SORRY...

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU..."

" WHAT ELECTION...?"

A W**F TM PRODUCTION?

* files nails, places feet in a footspa *

Yes..

It's terrible, my ( horrid ) Mother used to do it...

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000527283/polls_granny_finger_5422_194108_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg

And look how she's turned out....

W**F

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> There once was a poster called Daizie,

> Who some thought a little bit crazy,

> She talked about poo,

> And having more than one loo,

> Which sometimes made my brain go hazy.

>

> But now she is ill,

> And unable to "chill",

> Her fans miss her wit,

> Albeit bum-tit.

>

> She can't post at the mo,

> And we miss her so,

> And I'm feeling on edge,

> Think - the state of her hedge!

>

> Oh Daizie get well,

> Come back and give hell,

> So we can get pissed,

> Coz you truly are missed.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit was yesterday, 04:53pm by Ladymuck.

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My God...

And that's the "edited" version

Ermmmm....How "good" was it before ?

(I know this is one of those pot & kettle situations...but )

W**F

* saws own leg off, whilst sucking arsenic lollipop *

Oh Katie...

IF only we could get a picture of "Ed" doing the "thumbs up"

It would make the front page (somewhere)

W**F

Out..

Out came our leader called Gordon

who....

It's ...

An easy ( see below ) vehicle for knocking the BBC

http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/TrojanHorseMythImage.jpg

A civil demonstration in a country renowned for them, taken over by violence & murder, of which 99.9% protesters are rightly appalled by

I heard it on "BBC London" as the event progressed, from Greek reporters on the phone at the event

How's that played down by the BBC then..?

W**F

___http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4582048787_3a6f07d117_m.jpg A pack of whole meal bread wraps ( from my fridge )

http://www.peterandre.com/peter-andre/images/morfeoshow/t4_beach_par-8382/big/beach200.jpg Peter Andre

Ok he doesn't have the "Lemon yellow" eyes

( I know that....)

But....

They could be "twins"

( if you were drunk enough )

W**F

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> His real name is Idris.....

>

>

> wot were his parents thinking.

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Well....

Soz to "dis" an all that

But I heard him in another interview & his real name isn't really "Idris"

And yes he was acting a bit of a cock on JR ( which in it's self is a "cock" show )

But as mrs woof said..

"It's not the acting bit I'm interested in......"

Soooo, make of that what you will ( dirty cow )

W**F

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I am cool - Quids is not. In a nutshell, there you

> have it.

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I ....

Definitely second that..

Just remind me though "What was the question ..."

I am VERY not cool, no

Many other things, but not COOL

W**F

*imagines gordon brown & john prescott in single bed, together*

Nice one...

Lovely, thanks for that "Steve"

"You do know how to tell 'em..."

*rubs back of neck, shuffles feet, ducks bottle *

http://www.tvacres.com/images/greeting_lurch2.jpg

Now tell us that one about "Myra Hindley"

It's been ages.....

W**F

* imagines david cameron & gordon brown on the toilet together *

Garden Man

Have you met "Burnt Face Man"

http://www.burntfaceman.com/burntfacemanhead.png

He may be on your case soon..

Along with Man-Spider...

W**F

Garden question

( incase admin are beaking in at me )...err..

Oh yeah, can I grow herbs in a shoe....I mean, an old basin ?

RosieH Wrote:

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> BBCiplayer for me - unshaven you say..?

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Maybe..?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Q8aWGY6RqPY/SjaRTvsXBtI/AAAAAAAAFWw/g1h71lGp2Wk/s400/schick-quattro-trimstyle2.jpg

Maybe not....

W**F

Loz Wrote:

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> Based on Woof's picture then the only thing to do

> when voting is remember the old rhyme:

>

> - If it's yellow, let it mellow

> - If it's Brown, flush it down

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If it's BLUE...?

"Go to hospital PDQ"

W**F

What....

"Willy"

No I'm saving that for later

"Wil....."

Ohhhh ......I nearly said it there

W**F

Unsurprisingly....

I do often ( like everyday ) see "things" that look like other "things"

In fact many objects are deliberately designed to be "anthropomorphic"

So last night when placing some "3D glasses" on my kettle ( as you do ) just before bed ...

I was struck with how much it looked like the guy from the " Black Eyed Peas "

KETTLE.I.AM http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4578448968_2d39d10f4e_m.jpghttp://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/42562311/william+will_i_am300x450.jpg WILL.I.AM

Which was " Nice "......

Now, who's for a nice cuppa & a couple of "humps"...?

W**F

* feels another "creative/manic" period about to descend *