woofmarkthedog

Don't worry...

Her husband's got a very small d*ck & she drives into other peoples cars out of fustration

Karma works in mysterious ways in ED

W:)-DF

Well I'm going to....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wCXpSMlA1lQ/SkAYq48iTaI/AAAAAAAAAuw/j5t_QePTpNw/s1600/bloodshot%2Beyes.jpg..sit up all night in my car by Leicester Square tube station...

..waiting 'till 1 minute past Midnight to grab & read the very first copy

Keep 'em peeled as I shall be reporting "Hot off the Press " from there

W:))(6)F

( I so need to proof read before I post but....)

Greengod Wrote:

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> New Southwark scheme with separate food collection

> will cause more people to recycle which is in fact

> a bad thing. :-S

BLA BLA BLA

> So the new Southwark scheme with separate food

> collection will cause more people to recycle which

> is not good.

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Great 1st post

( though I did only skim read it )

W**F

And Catholic burning

W**F

So from that ...

We learn that Mic Mac is not from Iceland

W**F

Never touch a drug that ends with ac/k

Crack

Smack

Prozac

It's been a life saver

W**F

Merry Chreastermasworksnite?

It's a new holiday with a special story about a big red fat Catholic man, whose Turkey lays magic eggs out off which bunnies hatch & fireworks fly through the sky after he tries to blow up Parliament, but gets stuck in the chimney...

http://www.cancertruth.net/newsletter_2009nov.html/turkey%20platter.jpghttp://www.cancertruth.net/newsletter_2009nov.html/turkey%20platter.jpghttp://kmwithjeanne.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/easter_egg_284x271.jpg?w=500http://blather.net/img/featured/lewes/IMG_3980_guy_fawkes.jpghttp://kmwithjeanne.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/easter_egg_284x271.jpg?w=500

"Oh, ding dong the bells are ringing & the lighting up sky , oh my teeth ache , tra laa llaaa laa "

W**F

Top Tip ?

Bankers

Move to Northern Iceland, they're far to polite to slag you off

( & in the winter there's 20 hrs of dark to hide out in )

W**F

Double dip ? is that when you go to the toilet only to find you need a second go minutes later, or am I thinking the Common Wealth ( ha, common & wealth in one sentence ) Games

Look...

Boys are better

Simple

W**F

Hold on....

Let's keep in mind the difference here is "real" smoke...

Oh yes , there's always some artisan products out there

" Yes, this special cheese is smoked with the wood from the hull of the Mary Rose" type of thing

But what I'm talking about is an industrialy extruded "Bavarian style" ( hah ) billet of fat, which is then flavoured with liquid smoke ( from a lab ) on an industrial estate off the M6. It shares a bed with a cornucopia of E numbers & chemically loaded shite. Moster munch, Pot Noodles & Sunny Delight

Not one of these products have ever seen the inside of a tar lined smokehouse in Kent, a wok or an orchard or where ever, so these my freinds are the Black & White minstrels of the epicurean world

W**F

RosieH Wrote:

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> As for you Woof, smoked cheese is an abomination.

> When did we start smoking everything. Garlic???

> Fecking chicken!! Make it stop

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Oh god..

How I try & fail in equal measure

It goes like this.

It ( the cheese ) is completely out of my thoughts

I pop into Tesco express say & as I'm reaching for the goats milk I look down, for no reason, I just do

There "it" is, laying there. Slut cheese I say in my head

But, before you know it I've snapped ( not even tryed to undo the tight litte wrapper) it open & we're having " mouth cheese sex"

Right there in the aisle & I don't feel guilt or remorse

I heartlessly discard "it" & move on

That cheese knows it's place & it knows my needs

W**F

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Are there any other comedians we could list who

> are thought to be 'not funny at all', 'a bit

> funny', or 'really funny' - depending on what sort

> of comedy you like?

>

> After that we could move on to bands, then types

> of cheese etc. Time well spent.

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I wholly agree *Bob* can we include a "guilty pleasure" ( sub genre / cheese types ) section

I love/loathe Smoked Bavarian in the brown/orange sausage shape

( that's neither smoked nor bavarian )

Dirty filth stuff that it is

W**F

Axeman Wrote:

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> Funnily enough, no.

Oh , so you...

..are not a "knower" or a member of "the White room" , no ?

Well hardly a suprise that you find it dull, being an "0utsider" and all that

* inserts cryptic code *

The all seeing eyes are seeing all the eyes can see

* puff of smoke *

* checks mirrors *

W%F

I know Loz

I'm a bad bad dog

Funny though, no ?

W**F

Boo...

It's still here narnia

W**F

I prefer.....

A brick in a cement mixer with a shovel full of watery ballast

"Wirr...clunk clunk shhhhhhh wirrr clunk..."

* closes eyes , rolls head a little *

W**F

RosieH Wrote:

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> Put some clothes on man.

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I'm now wet & naked

( you needed to know that )

W**F

Good morning

What a lovely day

I'm naked BTW

W**F

Tarot

Can you see me ?

* draws on massive bong *

I'm having a "whitey"

* passes out *

W**F

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Ooooh - always wanted to play secret squirrels.

> Most fun I've had all morning.

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Yah it's silly but funny indeed

There is a "chink in" the idea though

If you press the 'Quote this message"

"Pop" the magic bursts

Still it's fun while it lasts

W**F

Dear The Knowers

( yes you of course )

No revealing the "Secret of "this" the White Room" ( though innit )

Death will surely follow

( after a quick fag break )

Secret messages may now be laced into other wise innocuous looking posts

* throws head back with a demented laugh *

W**F

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> > I can see you!

>

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Oh & I'm all naked....

It's all very good fun though HAL, no?

W**F

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> Like I said...

>

> "Blankety blank"

>

> W**F

>

> *I see everything*

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Clever DJ

What fun though, it's like being in the famous five, no?

We can send coded messages an' all that

W**F

red devil Wrote:

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> Woofty likes to lick his blankety blank...

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I did laugh out loud at that

Very funny you rude boy

W**F