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Are you an idiot? Yawn. Peter happens to be my uncle...so F--k U, honey bun...

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit was today, 10:54pm by Horizontal. Well spotted Wonderwoman.

I used Peter he hung the Mona Lisa from my bathroom wall, using blue tack, very satisfied. Yawn...

Turf Wars I like it, get your secateurs out.

Get off your butts, you lazy home owners, do your own gardens. I'll give you a few tips, buy a mattock and a spade, some digestive biscuits,tea bags and get stuck in. Revolt against these, seed sucking, deck spoiling, shed wrecking vampires. RHS my botty!!

Really..

A word of warning about Inthepink,(Miranda). I would think twice before using her, she is economical with the truth and keep an eye on what's in your shed. Do not be fooled by the PR, get a trained professional to work on your garden, there are lots of so called garden designers on the EDF, very few of them really are!

Hi, I am looking for a van hire with driver for this Wednesday to go to Harlington (junction 12 M1) Bedfordshire. I need to deliver a cooker, will pay you in cash.

Hi, I am looking for a van hire with driver for this Wednesday to go to Harlington (junction 12 M1) Bedfordshire. I need to deliver a cooker, will pay you in cash.