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  1. PinkyB
    Nah, better not, they'll only pocket it. I'll just have to come round in person, it's the only option. If you just leave the key under the flowerpot like last time, I'll make sure I don't wake the missus.
  2. PinkyB
    (toss)
  3. PinkyB
    You owe ?247 in earplugs.
  4. PinkyB
    I'll toss them over the fence into my neighbour's garden. Unless you want to take them home as a souvenir?
  5. PinkyB
    Oh f*ck, you're not the Scottish bitch's annoying ex who only knows one song on the guitar, are you?
  6. PinkyB
    For bed.
  7. PinkyB
    I'm already in my bed. Hair dried hours ago. I'm all ready.
  8. PinkyB
    I'm not scared of them elves. They can't touch me. Mainly because I've got their passports in a locked safe. And I'm not ruling anything out, the P4 runs all night, you know!
  9. PinkyB
    And I didn't even have a Lion Bar! curiouser and curiouser... So, what ARE you doing up at such a ridiculous hour? Apart from eating me out of house and home, that is.
  10. PinkyB
    Don't make me come round there and sort them out!
  11. PinkyB
    Do you know, I think those darned elves might have put something in our Lion Bars. I've come over all peculiar, and I can't think of any other explanation.
  12. PinkyB
    That would be the elves, obviously.
  13. PinkyB
    Yes, I noticed. I'm going to deliberately not refer to the content of it in a feeble bid to generate media hype. (But the answer is yes!)
  14. PinkyB
    Don't mind if I do.
  15. PinkyB
    (drums fingers while waiting for the kettle to boil) So are you always up this late or is this a special occasion?
  16. PinkyB
    Afraid not, unless you mean do I like to catch my food using the poison dart method, in which case, yes.
  17. PinkyB
    Nice cup of tea? Wash your mouth out from all that warm, sticky chocolate?
  18. PinkyB
    I've got some fishfingers downstairs, how about a fishfinger sandwich? I've got ketchup and tartare sauce.
  19. PinkyB
    I know, right? I do apologise. I went a bit Californian then. Most unlike me.
  20. PinkyB
    I definitely feel that in this situation expansion is required, actually.
  21. PinkyB
    To be honest, I brought them into this country illegally, smuggled under the tarpaulin of an Eddie Stobart lorry, so I'd be looking at a ten stretch for people trafficking if anyone ever found out.
  22. PinkyB
    Have you ever tried that chocolate body paint? I've always wondered about it, but never had the opportunity. I sort of imagine that the idea of it would be better than the practicality, and that after about ten minutes the one doing the licking would start to feel a bit sick.
  23. PinkyB
    Minutes? I'm paying them by the hour! (sigh) Still, I suppose if you're happy with the service, that's the main thing. As Simon & Garfunkel once memorably sang, you've got to keep the customer satisfied.
  24. PinkyB
    Me too! It's by far the best bit. I'm always secretly rather annoyed in the summer when newsagents put them in the fridge. Chocolate is supposed to be eaten at body temperature. Or something.
  25. PinkyB
    That's what I get for employing black market elves.

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