It appears Jack the Let-it-Ripper is a multiple offender - a 'serial shitter'. I left for work this morning to find my doorstep on Crystal Palace Rd gracelessly defaced. This second strike, only days after the first, was presented in two separate logs, side by side, resembling a twix bar. The consistency seen is not unlike the morning after a night out at the EDT, most definitely human. This has come at an unfortunate time, as my doorbell camera (still on offer on Amazon for those considering the upgrade) is yet to arrive in the post. A few days and I might have caught a glimpse into the eyes of our offender, along with something potentially much scarier. I'm writing this wondering whether these attacks are pre-meditated - will we start to see a pattern appearing ? Or perhaps, and hopefully, is our bandit simply a local getting caught short.
