Weeds-in-the-garden

Does anyone else feel like strewing their garden clippings all over the borough of Southwark? I've paid for my brown bin, but I resent Southwark so much for their nutjob policies of having two brown bins - one for food, one for garden waste - when they aren't splitting the two. Let's mass rebel and cut our plants back to the branches and strew them across Southwark!