DM does like a male perspective, especially when it has four sweet little legs, a darling tail, some furry ears and is sitting in her handbag - it must be said. Are you Mr Batdog?
Walks into quiet room, sighs with relief. Heads over to DMs Large purple velvet armchair, sinks in. Smiles to self as slips long straw into bottle of Krug, taken from enormous handbag...
No Keef, you sound quite the darling! I myself have a perfect bottom - according to a Limerick I have been reading. I am actually rather chubby, but as I always wear jeans (white) and have stilts on underneath, I look perfectly proportioned!