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Awww. Good luck!

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > View Larger Map Thank you!

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello Felicity. I don't get this one(?)

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He obviously thought you'd be interested in a > meatfeast. Yeah but you just know a dude as lame as that doesn't have much meat to offer. At all. :)-D

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was chatting with a few female friends about > worse chat up lines the other day.. > Here were some of the worst- > > Have you got a mirror in your knickers coz I can > see my face in your c***. Yes, he did use that > word. > > Can you feel the chemistry between us?? My friend > said "No!!!" > > The following one was used by a pal of my brother- > he went up to 2 girls who were in my brothers' > class and said "We call you two, Thelma and Louise > & I'm the rapist" Ermm, he didn't get far with > that one.. OMG. Seems that gross and offensive 'chat-up' lines are becoming an epidemic. Were the guys who came out with these you've posted extremely pissed at the time?

I think if you go to one of those no strings attached type dating groups you might get away with asking for/demanding a shag straight away from some sexed-up, fun-loving or genuinely desperate chick. I think it's best to leave the pizza out of the equation entirely. It's just so.....I dunno.....tawdry? CTFU HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mockney piers Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I take it that's a no to the pizza then...damn? > > > > Is your dad a thief? Cos he took the stars from > > the sky > > and...phhhzzz....blt.....BBBBBRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr > > I reckon it's probably a 'no' to the comestibles, > Mockney but if you spruce up and recover the > second part, the shag might still be viable.

jimmy two times Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm assuming his initial chat up line wasn't too > lame as you described him as seeimng charming. > Sounds like he could open well enough but had > difficulties closing the deal. That's true. He did ok at first and then deteriorated at an astonishing rate. The best part was his seeming confusion at the fact that the offer of pizza and a f*ck didn't impress me. He kept asking, "but why not?">:D:D<

Where exactly is the Regency? david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Regency opens at 7am on a Saturday and is one > of the best cafes in London. All Art Deco 'n' > stuff. Plus it featured in the Daniel Craig film > Layer Cake. > > But you'll need to kill 45mins before you walk > there from the station. > > But it would be worth it.

Some people say romance is dead but I disagree. There are some really romantic, delightful blokes out there. Then very occasionally you meet one who makes Medallion Man look refined and attractive. I recently encountered an individual who seemed reasonably intelligent and fairly charming. Then - before there even was a first date - his entire persona seemed to unravel and his behaviour was so oily and laughable and offensive that I kept thinking Ashton Kutcher was going to suddenly appear and tell me I'd just been Punk'd. Highlights from this particular individual included "Shall I bring a pizza from my pizza shop over to your flat so we can f-u-c-k?" and then some random 'joke' about the tightness of some woman's vagina. And this all came entirely out of the blue and before we'd even fixed up a date. Needless to say I declined. Instead of accepting my rejection graciously he continued to try to cajole me into this pizza and sex business (Klassy....) and added, "try it, you might even like it." I'm not sure whether he meant I might like the pizza or his one-inch penis. Anyone else encountered any shockingly lame chat-up lines lately?

What does this mean exactly? *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I believe you can be 'shot' by 'The Sheriff' - > though I haven't had the pleasure myself.

I'm looking for a local photographer for some portraits. Anyone got any leads? Speaking of leads - anyone know of local cafes, bars etc that are dog-friendly?

Thanks for the replies all. Steve - not quite sure what you mean about getting 10% knocked off for "convenience and space". Can you explain further? Thnx SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would arrange a flat that you would benefit > moving into, when that was established then tell > your landlord (with hearty exuberence) that you > are moving, because you have found flat 'X' which > is cheaper by x pounds and more convenient. > > He might match it, > > if he does you might get brave and try to knock > off an extra 10% for the convenience, space, etc. > > Best of luck.

I heard a lot of people are actually engaging in whoring on the side to make ends meet!!

I've been in my rental flat for nigh on a year. I've been looking around for a new flat as I'm not sure whether or not I want to continue my tenancy. My flat is a 1-bed. I notice that 1-bed flats in my building that are exactly the same, or better, than mine, are going for ?50 to ?75 a month less than I am paying. In fact, even 2-beds in my building are less or the same as what I am currently paying. I like my flat and would seriously consider staying but I'm not getting value for money. Would it be reasonable of me to ask my landlord for a rent reduction of, say, ?25 a month? If I move out and the landlord has to re-rent it he's almost certainly going to have to lower the rent by ?50 a month anyway plus the flat might stand empty for a while while he secures a new tenant. Presumably the fact that I always pay on time and have been no hassle whatsoever is something of a bargaining chip. Any landlords reading this: would you be inclined to try to keep a tenant you already know is solvent and trouble-free?

I am looking to move soon and I've got some flat viewings lined up in West Dulwich. What is West Dulwich?