likansuk269

woooo hooo someone has died....it happens every day to someone

they have gone

lol...I found him to be very rude and brash..someone must be after free flowers or a free buffet at his wake

why don't you take the kids to Sainsbury where I have seen kids inside the store playind on skates,skateboards,playing tag,playing with remote control cars,this seems like a nice place for the kids to play,there is plenty of food available all day ,a bakery,a deli counter,a coffee bar,a hot food counter,and a big car park to park your off road vehicles

wow.....if this is the reaction to a mobile valeting service then I think I will have to say WELL DONE MATE...perhaps someone might complain about the owner of the transit luton van that parks opposite spellers garage who is running a company from his mums council flat,and gets his car out of his garage next door and puts it in the vans place when he takes it out,and if u r unlucky enough to get to park IN HIS SPOT OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE then you can expect to come back to your car and find the van parked about 1 cm from your car so that getting out is virtually impossible....I have never seen a post complaining about Michael conollys unsociable parking habits or the fact that he thinks he owns the road outside his MUMS house....but beware if you do complain he will call the police on you and tell them complete and utter bullshit saying he was threatened and is scared......feel free to comment or I might be forced to start a noisy bin cleaning service and park outside your house

if you were following a bus up the road and missed the signs then you were obviously to clos to the bus,busses stop suddenly and you wont see the bus stop coming either....you should really have had a distance between you where you could see the bus wing mirrors,accordingly the bus driver would be able to see you behind him,and here is the best bit,he might not even indicate that he is stopping ,let alone right or left.......another reason to stay further behind....I know the road and I know the turnings involvedand have no problem with it and never have,but as a cyclist a few years ago I learnt the route and signs.....no point arguing ,ive been caught for less before and u just wont win..but you might be lucky

I SAW SOMETHING ON MY NOW BUDDING ACER TREE EARLIER IN THE WEEK,I THOUGHT IT WAS DEAD SO I PUSHED IT OFF AND IT MOVED VERY SLOWLY GIVING THE IMPRESSION IT WAS NEARLY DEAD....I WAS WRONG...I GOT A SMALL PLASTIC CONTAINER TO PUT IT IN TO SHOW MY 9 YR OLD DAUGHTER AS I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT IN MY LIFE......AFTER A WHILE IT STARTED MOVING MORE AND MORE THIS WAS GREAT TO WATCH AS ITS WINGS VIBRATED FASTER AND FASTER LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD.......THIS CREATURE LOOKED LIKE A TYPE OF BEE ,BUT ONLY HAD 1 WING EITHER SIDE OF ITS ABDOMEN..IT WAS FURRY AND BEE COLOURED,BUT IT HAD THIS LONG BIT STICKING OUT FROM ITS FRONT ,LIKE A HUMMINGBIRDS BEAK TO GET TO THE POLLEN,NOW IM THINKING ITS A TYPE OF HUMMINGBIRD BEE...WRONG...AFTER DOING A BIT OF RESEARCH I FOUND OUT IT WAS A DARK EDGED BEE FLY...CALLED DARK EDGED BECAUSE OF THE BLACK PATTERN ON THE FRONT OF THE WINGS....AFTER A FEW PHOTOS ON MY PHONE I RELEASED IT AND TO MY AMAZEMENT IT FLEW OFF QUICKER THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN ANYTHING MOVE IN MY LIFE.......I EXPECT I WILL SEE THEM MORE OFTEN NOW IVE SEEN 1....I HAVE A KOI POND IN MY GARDEN AND OFTEN SEE ODD CREATURES AROUND IT.....I JUST WISH THE TOADS WOULD STAY OUT..THE FROGS I DONT MIND BUT THE TOADS MOUNT HE FISH WITH SEXUAL INTENTIONS AND CAN KILL FISH BECAUSE THE TOADS GRIP THE FISH BY THE GILLS TO STAY ON

I NOTICED YESTERDAY THAT THE INFINATELY WISE COUNCIL HAVE PUT IN DOUBLE YELLOW LINES AT THE TOP END OF MELBOURNE GROVE...(FUNNILY ENOUGH OUTSIDE COUNCILLOR ROBYN CRUIKSHANKS HOUSE )...THIS WAS DONE WITHOUT ANY NOTIFICATION,OR SEEMINGLY ANY CONCIDERATION FOR RESIDENTS.THIS IS NOW FORCING RESIDENTS TO PARK IN NEARBY STREETS INSTEAD,ITS NOT REALLY FAIR THAT THIS HAS BEEN DONE TO A RESIDENTIAL STREET,WHICH HAS ISSUES WITH SHOPPERS PARKING,HOSPITAL VISITORS AND COMMUTERS,LET ALONE THE HOUSES OR FLATS THAT HAVE MORE THAN 1 CAR PER ADDRESS,(AND I KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY OF THOSE,THERE IS EVEN 1 GUY THAT HAS A CAR, A PICK UP TRUCK,AND A VERY LONG TRAILER ).I SUPPOSE THAT SOON WE WILL ALL BE HIT WITH PARKING PERMITS.....I PERSONALLY HAVE HAD ISSUES WITH RESIDENTS FROM LOCAL STREETS FOR PARKING OUTSIDE THIER HOUSE (ALTHOUGH LEGALLY DRIVERS CAN PARK VIRTUALLY ANYWHERE THEY CAN FIND A SPACE...I THINK SOUTHWARK COUNCIL NEED A KICK UP THE BACKSIDE AND I WILL BE PERSUING THIS A LOT FURTHER.. I KNOW THE LOCAL COUCIL OWN THE ROAD BUT AS RESIDENTS WE ALL PAY ROAD TAX FOR THE PLEASURE ,BUT SLOWLY OUR ROADS ARE BEINGTAKEN AWAY FROM US........WILL WE GET A REDUCTION IN ROAD TAX...I DOUBT IT...IT WILL PROBABLY GO UP TO PAY FOR THE PAINT.........I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT THE COUCILLOR WHO LIVES IN THEY YELLOW LINE RESTRICTION IS GETTING WHAT SHE WANTS AGAIN,LIKE SNOW CLEARED FROM OUTSIDE THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF HER HOUSE...THE RIDICULOUS ORCHARD..TO NAME A FEW

if the traffic is to be slowed down to 20mph then it would take some people longer to get to college or school where they teach you how to spell properly..perhaps then they will be able to spell crashes properly....if a councillor cannot spell correctly then we are all in trouble........ITS CRASHES......NOT CRACHES....DUH

I just thought I would start a rubbish thread, as per normal there are a LOT of pointless boring posts on here...mine is one and is intended as one...ooooh I saw a helicopter fly over Dulwich today......ooooh ooooh bus services in Dulwich are very poor....oooh oooh someone parked outside my house and the don't live in my road....come on peps add a pointless post to this.....

WHY DONT WE ALL JUST GET RID OF OUR CARS AND USE LONDON TRANSPORT....ANSWER COZ ITS CRAP...

IM ON HERE.....SORTED

DMC IS A JOKE,i registered there over 15 years ago and it was great,over the last few years it has become so hard to get seen by anyone who actually cares about he patient, appointments take forever to be ..I moved to the 206 (or whatever its called) IN LORDSHIP LANE much better .........DONT WASTE YOUR TIME AT THE DMC

my oldest daughter goes to harris girls in east Dulwich and from what she tells me its not exactly a great school as I was led to believe,bullying is rife,there are plenty of trouble maker kids in her class who constantly disrupt lessons and don't care about the consequences or the other students...she is in her last year after the summer holidays and to be honest I cannot see her getting any useful exam passes, her homework is very intermittent and when she does get it its done in less that 15 mins,also they constantly send texts to my wife and I saying she was late and that she will get detention for it.99% of the time its not true,(last week I got a letter saying that she had her mobile confiscated for using it in class.....what mobile was that then...it mut be the invisible type or stealth model because ive never seen it,as she don't have one due to her misusing the one she used to have and running up bills in excess of a ?100...LAST YEAR THE SCHOOL WAS VISITED BY OFSTED AND THE WHOLE SCHOOLS ATTITUDE CHANGED A FEW MONTHS PRIOR TO THIS,AS SOON AS THEY HAD DONT THE REPORT THE SCHOOL WENT BACK TO ITS OLD WAYS AND THE RULES THEY CHANGED WERE SOON BACK TO HOW IT WAS BEFORE THE VISIT........NICE 1 ...... my daughter is always telling me just how bad she sees the school.........I personally feel that the school is failing her,this is not just harris girls,this applies to my youngest daughters scool as well HEBER junior ...she is nearly 10 and cannot do simple ADD up sums,let alone subtraction,her times tables she just cannot do,and screams,cries,argues,and has tantrums every time we her parents try and get here to do them,this is a joke concidering I had a letter saying ' all students in her year MUST know their times tables,basic fractions and percentages,and reading a 12 and 24 hour clock.....HOW CAN WE HELP HER IF SHE IS NOT GETTING IT AT SCHOOL....I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT THE MAJORITY OF SCHOOLS ARE FAILING OUR CHILDREN IN EDUCATION.....BRING BACK THE WAYS I WAS TAUGHT IN THE SIXTIES AND SEVENTIES ,so I don't think another privately run school is a great idea......I say bring back the state schools ......I have no complaints about my education,even though a few people have commented on my unusual user name,which I have used for various things since I can remember....at least its more original than say paul jones or Dorothy....wow...they must have taken ages to think of......rant over......

you could hire a powerful stereo/ disco system and give them some noise back....with interest.....that is very subtle.....a brick through the window is another option

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BORING

tough

i have been a registered user on here for a few years now and all i ever see is pointless posts,do some of you actually have a life or not....stop whinging people and post something usefull for once...i dont wanna hear about helicopter sightings,dog mess on pavements,noisy bin men.and so on....GET A LIFE....>:D<(tu)

SURMA

i was out with my dog that night by lytcott grove where 2 police officers rode past me on mountain bikes and gave me the once over,then a bit further along the road i was given the evil eye by another 2 officers on foot...i wondered what was going on cos as a resident of melbourne grove its very rare to c 4 officers within the space of 2 minutes.....from the description given of the mugger its pretty obvious that i wasnt the person they were looking for as im white and 6 ft 4..but still they were lookin at me as if i was the person they were looking for....further down the road they had a yourh by the side of the road and were chatting happiliy,and let the youth go on his way..ALL I CAN SUGGEST IS GET A STAF LIKE I HAVE..IF ANYONE TRIES IT ON THEN HE BETTER BE BLOODY BRAVE....

I HATE THOSE PEOPLE ,I HAVE 2 BIG SIGNS ON MY DOOR ABOUT JUNK MAIL (I CAN COLLECT A BAG OF IT A WEEK )BUT STILL IT COMES IVE EVEN CAUGHT PEOPLE DOING IT AND PROMPTLY GIVE IT BACK,ONLY TO BE LOOKED AT IN COMPLETE DISMAY AS THE OFFENDERS ARE USUALLY FOREIGN AND CANT SPEAK OR READ ENGLISH OR WORST CULPRITS ARE THE ESTATE AGENTS TOUTING FOR HOMES FOR SALE

I HATE THOSE PEOPLE ,I HAVE 2 BIG SIGNS ON MY DOOR ABOUT JUNK MAIL (I CAN COLLECT A BAG OF IT A WEEK )BUT STILL IT COMESIVE EVEN GOUGHT PEOPLE DOING IT AND PROMPTLY GIVE IT BACK,ONLY TO BE LOOKED AT IN COMPLETE DISMAY AS THE OFFENDERS ARE USUALLY FOREIGN AND CANT SPEAK OR READ ENGLISH OR WORST CULPRITS ARE THE ESTATE AGENTS TOUTING FOR HOMES FOR SALE

I AM A RESPONSIBLE DOG OWNER WHO PICKS UP MY DOGS MESS,AND I HATE TO C OTHER PEOPLE NOT PICK UP THIER DOG MESS,I LIVE IN MELBOURNE GROVE AND IT SOMETIMES IS PRETTY BAD ESP WHEN I C THE BIG PILES SOMEONES DOOG LEAVES ON A REGULAR BASIS,ITS MORE LIKE A HORSE SIZE THAN A DOG,IM JUST WAITING TO CATCH THEM COS I HAVE HAD PEOPLE IN MY ROAD POINT THE FINGER AT ME REGARDING THIS BUT THEY HAVE BEEN PUT STRAIGHT BY OTHER NEIGHBOURS

why is it that the local lib dem councillor who lives in my road can have a team of council workers come and clear snow from outside her house and put grit down, people in melbourne grove have not had a gritting lorry ,paths cleared,recycle collection ,dustmen,or a post man WHY DO I PAY MY COUNCIL TAX GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SOUTHWARK

stop whinging and get a life