Baby stair gate wanted!

[shelly2106]

Hi there,

Does anybody have a stair gate they no longer need?

Thanks

Shelly

[pablogrande]

hi there I think I have an unused ikea one in my storage unit, you can have it for free if I can find it, i will know by monday

[BECKENHAM CENTRAL]

I've got a wooden one for sale for ?1.

Details and pic here.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322118204946?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Pick up from SE26. Much better than an Ikea one. It opens and closes AND it works at the top and bottom of stairs, so you can do go up AND down them. How cool is that? I hate these 'only up stairs' gates, I had one once and had to climb out of the window. It's adjustable for width, so unless you live in a stately home, it should fit any hallway or stairway.

Or alternatively, you could use it to practice hurdling down your hallway. Put a bucket of water the other side and you have the steeplechase. Perhaps an Olympic record could be yours?

But whatever you do with it, perhaps turning your hallway into a sheep pen, or to keep hoards of dogs at bay or fat, very small zombies in some kind of borrower apocalypse, it's available to you today, for:

Not ?100, not ?50, not even ?10, ?5 or ?3. It's available, right now for ?1.

That's right. You can have a wooden stair gate that could, as I've shown, open your home to a multitude of possibilities for less than the price of a large Cadbury chocolate bar that has been ruined by Kraft since they took it over and started making versions of it with bits of biscuit they swept off the factory floor.

Show me the money.

I'll even help you pit it in your car, fix it to your broom, stick it in your helicopter or whatever mode of transport you arrive in.

I just want to get rid of it! I've been trying to seek it for weeks. Will someone, anyone PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY! All I ask is just one pound?. Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

[BECKENHAM CENTRAL]

I got a reply! I'm so happy I could explode into a million atoms and finally be at once with nature. Hopefully it will go, but it's not gone yet, so fingers on the buzzer...