This is NOT an April Fool joke

[brum]

This morning, I had FIVE pips in my tiny little Clementine orange. FIVE!

[Keef]

I feel your pain, I hate the bloody pips!

[HAL9000]

A Starfleet Admiral has five pips.

[????]

..the time will 12.01 pm...

[RosieH]

A few years ago, Tesco put out a story that people were buying satsumas in preference to clementines, because of the social embarrassment of what to do with the pips (pick? spit? swallow?)

Seems Brum you may be their perfect target demographic (how terribly un-ED).