Eccles cakes anyone ?

[RosieH]

Thanks Brendan. You're a doll.

[jenny1840]

If you had said bread and wine, we would have laughed harder. Thanks for the spelling tips, really helpful in an age of spell checking, so wat u write aint your own anyways....so....your point ? Daft really, bit childrens playpen, bit EDF drinks snub, bit........zzzzzz

So anyway get some marrow in ya otherwise its just a shallow bone with a dubious bag of somerfield salad. And brenda stop carrying her bags.

as for the s.....check the tables next time ? And rosie you sound a little bit ranty yourself dollycakes.

Now must go , the lib con demnation has started and I must jump in. Rock cakes anyone.

[legalbeagle]

I LOVE this thread. I have NO IDEA what it's about, but I love it.

To summarise though: lots of us like cakes, we bake them in a variety of ovens, and jenny1840 doesn't like the new government. Would that be about the size of it?

Or is there a cunning political stunt that I haven't spotted?

[ruffers]

a)Special Brew?

b)Kestrel Super?

c)Thunderbird?

[Huguenot]

I think jenny1840 probably drinks 20:20 with an umbrella.

[woofmarkthedog]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> I LOVE this thread. I have NO IDEA what it's

> about, but I love it.

> Or is there a cunning political stunt that I

> haven't spotted?

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Yes.....

I'm a cunning stunt ( apparently )

See MrBen's thread in "About the Forum" section, it's very nearly as funny however, Jenny1840 does seems a little disorientated today as she posted ( see below ) this in my "seminal" Rubbish Thread ?

She comes across quite eloquently ( for somebody who seems to have their tongue stuck in the neck of a WKD bottle )

I'd love to hear her recite the poem "She sells sea shells"

Bless her

W**F

Re: Rubbish Thread ?

Posted by: jenny1840 Today, 03:46PM

If you had said bread and wine, we would have laughed harder. Thanks for the spelling tips, really helpful in an age spell checking, so wat u write aint your own anyways....so....your point ? Daft really, bit childrens playpen, bit EDF drinks snub, bit........zzzzzz

So anyway get some marrow in ya otherwise its just a shallow bone with a dubious bag of somerfield salad. And brenda stop carrying her bags.

as for the s.....check the tables next time ? And rosie you sound a little bit ranty yourself dollycakes.

Now must go , the lib con demnation has started and I must jump in. Rock cakes anyone.

[jenny1840]

Well that's why thinking is dangerous boys. Do neither of you bake ? maybe you could all get a little cake stall at the fete, you could all hold hands , display you coconut fancies , with your ban the booze bunting and your flashing sign for the neo christian ministry of the EDF.

And no I love the new government its finally made sense of that funny liberal bird on their triangles. Obviously a Cuckoo.

Tweet twit.... hugey.

[jenny1840]

Christ its confusing me! Thanks minister woof I support your campaign for a snub free booze free EDF christmas knees up.

Did post in the wrong thread, on the move with me palm pre is a more likely explanation.

Chink chink

[RosieH]

jenny1840 Wrote:

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> If you had said bread and wine, we would have

> laughed harder.

"We" jenny? My name is legion for we are many?

Or "We" as in royal, aristo-anarchists?

And if you don't want spelling tips, don't dish them out (incorrectly) yourself sugarlips.

[legalbeagle]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> I'd love to hear her recite the poem "She sells sea shells"

"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son, and I'm only plucking pheasant's till the pheasant plucker comes"

[jenny1840]

Hey sugar hips I knew the 'we' would get you all a kimbo. The play area is a big place , and its easy to jump the fence glasto styleee. Any road let's put our spatulas away, I have glazed cherries to dust now.

[jenny1840]

Hello.... ? ..... No doubt all still out boozing !!!

[woofmarkthedog]

jenny1840 Wrote:

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> Hello.... ? ..... No doubt all still out boozing

> !!!

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No..

Whacked out on "Heroin"

It's an F.A cup "thang"

W**F

[jenny1840]

Ok so just heard ecclesbugle the king of dulwich village tweed and twills is judging a jam making comp at the dulwich fair, does anyone have recipe for Blueberry and lemon jam ? I want to win 1st prize.

[Brendan]

Macaroons.

[Huguenot]

I thought this was a satire originally, or a parody. But it doesn't seem to satirise or parody anyone.

It's not even really parodying ED either. ED is transparently left wing - not right.

It may be poking fun at the coalition, but I don't think ED will care. EDers tend not to be ideological and don't wear political parties like identity badges. Most sensible Lib Dem supporters see the coalition with the Conservatives as an opportunity to pull the Tories left rather than the LDs right.

I think the sensible money is on compromise, not conflict. Some left wing dinosaurs would prefer to cut off their noses to spite their faces!

AFN would like ED to be a conservative heartland, as it would suit her need for an enemy at the door. ;-)

Either way, here is Blueberry and Lemon jam - it's very tasty, very healthy and full of consummate goodness:

Ingredients

* 4 1/2 cups blueberries

* 6 1/2 cups sugar

* 2 teaspoons lemons, rind of, grated

* 1/3 cup lemon juice

* 2 (3 ounce) envelopes liquid fruit pectin (Ball Fruit Jell)

Directions

1.Prepare jars and lids according to manufacturer's instructions.

2.Combine blueberries, sugar, lemon peel, and lemon juice in a large saucepot.

3.Bring to a rolling boil over high heat; stir frequently.

4.Stir in pectin.

5.Boil hard for 1 minute.

6.Remove from heat and skim foam (if necessary).

7.Immediately ladle into hot jars, leaving a 1/4 inch headspace.

8.Cap and process for 15 minutes in a boiling water canner.

[jenny1840]

What's with all the political grandstanding snorky? Why do insist on trying to politicise this thread, and with ken clark accuracy too. So stop pondering on the where's and why fore's or even the other thing and just join in with the dulwich fete discussions in a community based way.

Now that jam is perfect, I just need to find a recipe now for yellow corn fed turkey with eton mess stuffing ? There having a fusion stall run by 'a black man' I think Dave Macaroon met him on the campaign trail and he is going to be the special guest.

[jenny1840]

Sweet moses just read that again ! ' An opportunity to pull the tories to the left ' what a joke , the only thing you will pulling on is their Eton rifles mate.

[Huguenot]

It's not really worth debating with you jenny1840 beacuse all we're going to get is a load of puerile and vaguely homophobic class war jokes ;-)

[legalbeagle]

*Agrees with Huguenot*

[Can't BELIEVE I just typed that.]

*Faints*

;-)

[jenny1840]

Er....sadly only you and your misguided attempts to sound clever would discover homophobia in that comment. And as for you leagle , think before you type, chambers logic please.

It is well known that eton prefects have in the past courted sexual favours from the younger newer intake. The analogy is therefore thus, that the liberals are the wet behind the ears and the cons are effectively dormitory prefects who will dominate their younger starry eyed libs.

That's it. Your homophobia comment is as mispaced , arrogantly purile and clearly lacking in all areas of intellect.

Or put another way, that's my boot in your balls.

Now a recipe for blue tuna fish pie with a hint cuckoo's liver anyone?

[Huguenot]

It can't have been much of a boot in the balls if you needed to tell me you'd done it ;-)

More silly homophobic class war stuff? Ooooh, ooooh, the toffs and the fags, see if you can get your chewing gum on their blazers?

[jenny1840]

I think the use of the word fag says more about you actually.

Right to the left indeed......oh how we all laughed.

[Huguenot]

Fag, a junior boy who acts or acted as servant ("fagging") to a senior boy at a British independent school. It's you that's calling the Lib Dems fags, I've made no such assertion.

If you aren't aware of the coalition agreement, and the elements on it from the Lib Dem manifesto, then you ought to read up on your subject.

If you are simply suffering from blind obstinacy, then I'm surprised you see that as a positive quality.

If you're just being cynical, then I would remind you that you're the one who thinks that now Labour are in charge of Southwark that Nunhead is going to get all their wet dreams at once.

[jenny1840]

more drivel, they only put their yellow cuckoo hands in the air at a hastily convened meeting yesterday, with Nick in front of a big camera pining for the days of Britain's got talent election special.

I suggested that libs are more likely to be sucking cock at cabinet table than turning the cons to the left. You silly boy that you are used a term that if your liberal mates used in the USA ( and now that you are suddenly big into Trident you will no doubt be best mates with them soon) you would find the reaction anything but liberal. As for nunhead , you dinner lady you, it does not have any shopping list, just 14mil to spend on regeneration. Could you refrain from responding unless its something worthy.

Do you have any recipes for toad in the hole by chance ?