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*shouts down ear trumpet*

Basically as the story goes, the admin got drunk on power, gathered an inner circle of toadies, they starting pm'ing every mister meaner on site, then the libs got in on the act by demanding a private thread and a ban on all people who make negative comments about ED, then people got bored, moved on, as the spirit of the original forum has long since gone. I have a kettle for sale though?

Wow tolly , very sexy.

more drivel, they only put their yellow cuckoo hands in the air at a hastily convened meeting yesterday, with Nick in front of a big camera pining for the days of Britain's got talent election special. I suggested that libs are more likely to be sucking cock at cabinet table than turning the cons to the left. You silly boy that you are used a term that if your liberal mates used in the USA ( and now that you are suddenly big into Trident you will no doubt be best mates with them soon) you would find the reaction anything but liberal. As for nunhead , you dinner lady you, it does not have any shopping list, just 14mil to spend on regeneration. Could you refrain from responding unless its something worthy. Do you have any recipes for toad in the hole by chance ?

I think the use of the word fag says more about you actually. Right to the left indeed......oh how we all laughed.

Er....sadly only you and your misguided attempts to sound clever would discover homophobia in that comment. And as for you leagle , think before you type, chambers logic please. It is well known that eton prefects have in the past courted sexual favours from the younger newer intake. The analogy is therefore thus, that the liberals are the wet behind the ears and the cons are effectively dormitory prefects who will dominate their younger starry eyed libs. That's it. Your homophobia comment is as mispaced , arrogantly purile and clearly lacking in all areas of intellect. Or put another way, that's my boot in your balls. Now a recipe for blue tuna fish pie with a hint cuckoo's liver anyone?

Sweet moses just read that again ! ' An opportunity to pull the tories to the left ' what a joke , the only thing you will pulling on is their Eton rifles mate.

What's with all the political grandstanding snorky? Why do insist on trying to politicise this thread, and with ken clark accuracy too. So stop pondering on the where's and why fore's or even the other thing and just join in with the dulwich fete discussions in a community based way. Now that jam is perfect, I just need to find a recipe now for yellow corn fed turkey with eton mess stuffing ? There having a fusion stall run by 'a black man' I think Dave Macaroon met him on the campaign trail and he is going to be the special guest.

Dear Silverfox I recently voted for a liberal party under the stewardship of Nick Clegg. One of the driving factors in this decision was the liberal parties very brave and considered position of adopting CND's policy of the abolition of trident. Nuclear weapons are a very serious matter and certainly not trivial, I found it hard to believe that this issue could be fudged, especially after so many pronouncements on live TV in front of audiences of up to 10 million. So you can imagine my shock horror when I returned home early one night from my sewing circle, to find Nick in my bed with another fella. My horror was compounded by the fact that Nick was frantically polishing the end of this guys steel blue trident, and in my bed. I was shocked to say the least, any advice?

Ok so just heard ecclesbugle the king of dulwich village tweed and twills is judging a jam making comp at the dulwich fair, does anyone have recipe for Blueberry and lemon jam ? I want to win 1st prize.

Hello.... ? ..... No doubt all still out boozing !!!

Hey sugar hips I knew the 'we' would get you all a kimbo. The play area is a big place , and its easy to jump the fence glasto styleee. Any road let's put our spatulas away, I have glazed cherries to dust now.

Christ its confusing me! Thanks minister woof I support your campaign for a snub free booze free EDF christmas knees up. Did post in the wrong thread, on the move with me palm pre is a more likely explanation. Chink chink

Well that's why thinking is dangerous boys. Do neither of you bake ? maybe you could all get a little cake stall at the fete, you could all hold hands , display you coconut fancies , with your ban the booze bunting and your flashing sign for the neo christian ministry of the EDF. And no I love the new government its finally made sense of that funny liberal bird on their triangles. Obviously a Cuckoo. Tweet twit.... hugey.

If you had said bread and wine, we would have laughed harder. Thanks for the spelling tips, really helpful in an age of spell checking, so wat u write aint your own anyways....so....your point ? Daft really, bit childrens playpen, bit EDF drinks snub, bit........zzzzzz So anyway get some marrow in ya otherwise its just a shallow bone with a dubious bag of somerfield salad. And brenda stop carrying her bags. as for the s.....check the tables next time ? And rosie you sound a little bit ranty yourself dollycakes. Now must go , the lib con demnation has started and I must jump in. Rock cakes anyone.

Clunk.

Oh ladies if you are going to try and name drop at least get it right ! Which one and what about the s. It just makes you look sooooo ED. And SALAD , oh please your not in the palmerston dears.

Its about rubber bones .....go fetch

Bit thick love me thinks! But no worries just keep shopping , it works. Anyway here's one I baked earlier, delicious with a dollop of marmite. Liberal fruit cake 1 idea stolen from CND 500 grams of no backbone 100 grams starstruck fame hound 50 grams of airy policies 2 cups of geeky ness A sprig of self righteousness 2 used glasto tickets 1 gas guzzling audi 2 grass roofs 1 beehive 3 live chickens in day glo coop 1 ton of rubber shoes And a sprinkle of underlying right of centre Bake in a arga for 1 hour and masturbate over sam cam while it rises Enjoy

Hey there , electricity is back on in the mumbles wing then, that's great news. Now what is it about you liberalblue birds that has you so concerned about alcohol, did not charles ken swim in the stuff ? Last time I did a turn down the lordy lane they were pissing in the streets and baring asses to passing motorists , and that's just the EDF drinks team ! I am sure that neither the other girl or myself are on the sauce, no doubt we just pee ourselves laughing at the sheer brass neck of some of you and fire off an touch of prose. Maybe there are a few powdered kings and queens amongst you who need to log off and take a stroll now and then. Chuckles ! Wheezes ! Guffaws ! Twirls and skips, makes donkey ears and ...oh god I am doing it now. Must go my booze has arrived.

Hey ho muppet boy , let's hope no eastern boy turns you into a glove puppet while you sit and watch. Although a hand up your unfenced ring may well spread your smile wider ! And yes miss piggy the libs did protect it you see, they were never likely to release the funds so protected it because of the pressure from the Labour councillors and residents. Their little plan went oh so wrong when they lost ! Those little yellow and blue toilet tube ferrets never saw that coming. So you sit on your little stool with wak gok for company and keep grinning. There is nothing to be sad about as the funding gets spread more evenly around the community, chin chin my dear old befudled naught.

Obviously huge congratulations are in order to both Harriet and Tessa for their fantastic achievements in the elections, clearly they have been rewarded for all their hard work by the supportive residents of ED with increased majorities, well done ED folk. As for the EDF poll I can only think it must be down to the fact that sometimes you need to get out amongst the public to experience the real world. I suppose its like those french dainty kings moments before the public led them to the gallows, that dawning realisation that their courtiers had miss represented the mood of the nation, a little unrepresentative clique drunk on delusional thoughts of power, massaging the ego's of a powder faced king. Basically as they say down Peckham way " there has been a lot of chattin shit".

I think its great that the half a conservative MP in the area, Toby Ecclesburger now has one ear trumpet in parping distance from the corridors of power. So this year at the Dulwich fair we will mostly be seeing a renaissance of plaid, jam tasting little britain stylee and a very special live televised celebrity politician make over, with special guest John Major who with the help of genius speech writer Gok Wan will turn John from cricket green and warm beer conservative into acoustic strumming , folk twirling , VW toureg driving ECO warrior , ban the bomb ( some time down the line, well off the table completely really) all singing all dancing Liberal ! - Its a must, tickets on sale soon for 1old Pound .

Arrogant labour hards certainly do not want to get into bed with a bunch of gutless, watered down conservative, science geeks from the contemporary wing of the Eton diffusion line , you know the cheaper upper middle with school fee rebate mob!

That orange birdy is a dead duck. Liberals will vanish, the public handed starstruck clegg a poisened chalice to see what depth their was to his ' new politics' . He grabbed it with both hands and then licked out the cup for good measure. Oh how the crowd laughed. Put away from you a deceitful mouth, and put perverse lips far from you. Let your eyes look straight ahead, and your eyelids look right before you... Ponder the path of your feet, and let all your ways be established. Do not turn to the right or the left; remove your foot from evil." Proverbs 4:24-27