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ruffers Wrote:

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> "Who is the comedian that mocks East Dulwich?"

>

> Sounds like the start of a middle class rumble.


East Dulwich walks into an independent coffee shop pushing a triangular pram with an infant quietly sucking at a rusk.


ED - WHAT THE F*CK PROBLEM IS THERE WITH ME BRINGING THE FRUIT OF MY WOMB IN HERE? YOUR ATTITUDE? IT'S TANTAMOUNT TO BLOODY RACISM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.


INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP CUSTOMERS - ???????


Barista - Espresso?


ED - No, Im alright, orange juice please, and a Pepsi for the kid.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip

> while waving the right arm in the air.

>

> ED - Do you serve seafood?

>

> Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls.

>

> ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone?



Dude. I'm sure there used to be a salt shaker in tht joke. Hepburn seven or spongecake.

Brendan Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> -----

> > East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip

> > while waving the right arm in the air.

> >

> > ED - Do you serve seafood?

> >

> > Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls.

> >

> > ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone?

>

>

> Dude. I'm sure there used to be a salt shaker in

> tht joke. Hepburn seven or spongecake.


Brendan, I think you'll find that was a Clapham joke.

Nunhead - WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I SANG OUT TUNE, WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME?


East Dulwich (looks from side to side) - Someone say something?


Nunhead - DO YOU NEEEEEED ANYBODY? I NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE.


East Dulwich - Don't we all, Catford seems like a nice girl. The 185 goes all the way. You could too.


Edited because I missed the 'all the way' gag (if such it be) first time round.

What's wrong with me? It's not as if I haven't seen a Carry On film.

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