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Oh dear - I've just cleaned my teeth with the kiddie tooothpaste (mmm strawberry), yesterday I nearly put the potty doings in the laundry basket, the day before that I nearly poured the kettle into the tea caddie...


Is anyone else doing daft things as we (ahem) multitask in our sleep-deprived 'where's the intravenous caffeine?' state?


And to think they let us drive cars.....

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hmmmm...while I was writing this post this morning our eldest daughter (nearly three) got hold of my bright pink nail varnish and did her toe nails....


...the rest of her feet


her bottom

most of her right thigh

her pyjamas

Dad's vibrating massage chair.


Then I heard 'Mummmmmmyyyyyyy...I need some help!'


:-$

I still can't think about a couple of week's ago "but we just wanted to see what your make up looked like mummy......" incident on the beige carpets of our bedroom (and subsequent enormous bill) without weeping silently.


Driving scares me sometimes, I often forget why I am in the car at all......

I've walked home from morning school run with childrens coats and book bags still in my hands soooo many times.....and then in the afternoon remembered the children but left the poor dog tied to the school railings a few times.


Quite often get dogs & childrens names mixed up when calling them too.


Oh dear.

Believe ...


...it or not "we" do the same things too



LadyW**F says....


"How MANY times has this washing been through the machine..? "



I say.....


" Err.. has it "



*she frowns, I grin *




The other day whilst spraying myself with Avon "soft & gentle" dry oil


I opened my eye ( to check it was working ) whilst spraying my face


Ooooh that stung



"Oh, you have got one red eye "



"Yes, I DO know.....thank you..."



W**F

Not mummying as such but quite a few shopping incidents which i solely blame on hormones and tiredness due to children - scarily all in the last 2 months:


finishing sainsburys shop, paying for it, put kids in car, go to put shopping in boot and realise that i hadn't put any of the items (big weekly shop) in bags but all back in trolley separately.


finishing sainsburys shop, paying for it, put kids in car, put trolley back in trolley park, drive home, go to unpack and realise that i have left shopping in trolley - go back to sainsburys and go to security guard and luckily some kind man had handed in my trolley!!!


and the age old fav, go shopping, check out and realise wallet is at home - aghaghaghaghaghagh


oh the joys

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