THEY LIED!

[Moos]

LB, I've just spent about 10 minutes trying to read your posts to Mr. Moos. It took 10 minutes because both of us were crying with laughter and I had become completely incoherent as a result. Brilliant.

[legalbeagle]

Well thank you Moos! And everyone else who has shown sympathy/amusement - I feel oddly better knowing that along the length and breadth of Dulwich, previously normal, nay glamorous women, are now scrubbing human faeces off a variety of household surfaces whilst trying not to gag. That may make me odd, but what the hell. I'm the parent of a footballing turd monster. I'm beyond caring.

[OliviaDee]

i once had a poo, breast fed and took a conference call all at the same time. it just all happened and i dealt with it as it came up. life is just not the same with children. might as well get used to it. you are not odd. you are the parent of a footballing turdmonster. and damn all you can do about it now except be a good goalie.

[brum]

Sorry, I just can't shake the image of your poor dog being used as a bum-wipe.

[legalbeagle]

I'll be honest, she's not been the same since.

And OliviaDee, respect is due. That's quite some multi-tasking you've got going there, not to mention that you must have been breast feeding one handed at least some of the time. So either you have huge muscles or petite babies! Did you flush during the conference call? Best not to, I find. Leads to awkward questions.

[The Nappy Lady]

.....just hoping no 'straining' was involved, imagine....

;-)

[brum]

OliviaDee Wrote:

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> i once had a poo, breast fed and took a conference

> call all at the same time.

Not video conference call, one would hope!