Holiday reading?

[Keef]

Harlan Coben's thrillers are good page turners. Nice easy reading.

[HonaloochieB]

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> I feel we're missing an opportunity for a

> "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up?

Q. How would one tell the female twin of a former prime minister, the original translation of the name of the London-Irish group whose song regularly delights us at Yuletide?

[HonaloochieB]

A. It's Kiss My Arse Carole.

I think I might be here all week. Be good to the waitress, though I think she may be putting poison in my food.

[ClareC]

Keef Wrote:

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> Harlan Coben's thrillers are good page turners.

> Nice easy reading.

I second that :-)

[HonaloochieB]

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> I feel we're missing an opportunity for a

> "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up?

Q. How do you refer to the behaviour of the 'chesty' fellow in the neighbourhood who insists on leaning over his hinged barrier and hawking phlegm onto the pavement?

[HonaloochieB]

A. Gate Expectorations.

Oh Lor' I've just spotted the waitress, she's whispering to the maitre'd in what I can only say is a sinister fashion.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I don't want to encourage you HonaB, but that was quite funny.

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I don't want to encourage you HonaB, but that was

> quite funny.

You shouldn't do this PGC, give me 'quite funny' and who knows where it'll end?

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> I feel we're missing an opportunity for a

> "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up?

Q. What might stunning 'Nicola' 5'9", decide to call the documetary, she might make in the event she lost her lower undergarments and threw herself into an apiarist lifestyle?

[HonaloochieB]

A. Knickerless Nic'll Bee.

Holy Mary, both the waitress and the busboy have just spat on my shoes.

[HonaloochieB]

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> I feel we're missing an opportunity for a

> "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up?

Q. When 'Becks' first met up with 'Posh', prior to any sort of 'biblical' knowledge, I wonder what the 'heavy petting' might have been called?

[HonaloochieB]

A. David! Cop A Feel!

And of course have no great expectations beyond that.

Oh shit, even the plongeur now has murder in his eyes.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Death by suds surely deserved.

[HonaloochieB]

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> I feel we're missing an opportunity for a

> "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up?

I find myself musing in the randomest fashion possible about a rustic outbuilding, a stinging social insect which collects nectar and pollen from flowers and the late comedian who played Stan in On The Buses.

[HonaloochieB]

I put them together and find it's Barn A Bee Reg.

Actually I'm starting to hate myself now. Really.