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I aaked Is My Zimmer safe?


Pensioners battered a financial adviser with Zimmer frames before kidnapping and torturing him for losing ?2million of their savings.


James Amburn, 56, was ambushed outside his home in Speyer, western Germany, bound with masking tape and bundled into a car boot.

?It took them quite a while because they ran out of breath,? said Mr Amburn, who was driven to the Bavarian lakeside home of one of the gang.


Another couple, retired doctors, joined the kidnappers in the cellar where Mr Amburn was chained and tortured for four days last week.


He had my Pension Swine Hond

Excellent stuff *Bob*. Google's old office on Sutton Row used to have a big screen behind the reception desk, showing a randomly selected sample of searches being carried out on the UK site, which gave a similar insight.


"When d.." gives a good result.

And "why oh why....line dancing" couldn't agree more.


Hal9000 are you sure? My results are the same as *bob*'s which would be a strange coincidence.

nashoi Wrote:

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> Hal9000 are you sure? My results are the same as

> *bob*'s which would be a strange coincidence.


I was only joking - but it wouldn't surprise me if some level of feedback was at play in those suggestions - I keep getting pointers to free porn videos and chicks-with-dicks :)

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