The Google Game

[legalbeagle]

And then do "why does my mother"......

[*Bob*]

Lovely stuff

[*Bob*]

Your wish is my command, LB

Why does my mother..

[legalbeagle]

And then do "I haven't got" and "I have an i"

Still laughing.

[brum]

I have an itchy bum hole.

[candj]

Why is it that you only have the cut and paste ability on this *bob*?

Try 'Why do I' or 'Where are"

[candj]

and 'How did I get" please

[computedshorty]

I aaked Is My Zimmer safe?

Pensioners battered a financial adviser with Zimmer frames before kidnapping and torturing him for losing ?2million of their savings.

James Amburn, 56, was ambushed outside his home in Speyer, western Germany, bound with masking tape and bundled into a car boot.

?It took them quite a while because they ran out of breath,? said Mr Amburn, who was driven to the Bavarian lakeside home of one of the gang.

Another couple, retired doctors, joined the kidnappers in the cellar where Mr Amburn was chained and tortured for four days last week.

He had my Pension Swine Hond

[Brendan]

It's good to know what the most popular existentialist query is that people ask about themselves:

[HAL9000]

Hahaha. Actually, I think the suggestions have more to do with what the Googler has recently Googled than anything else!

Mind you don't give away too much information about yourselves.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Given the "Berlin" thread:

"The Germans" ......

"bombed Pearl Harbour"

So that the Germans then.

[Mick Mac]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> I liked the Irish one about poppies - how odd

Not odd at all - its a subject of regular debate.

"Why do the Irish wear Orange"...that one was surprising.

[nashoi]

Excellent stuff *Bob*. Google's old office on Sutton Row used to have a big screen behind the reception desk, showing a randomly selected sample of searches being carried out on the UK site, which gave a similar insight.

"When d.." gives a good result.

And "why oh why....line dancing" couldn't agree more.

Hal9000 are you sure? My results are the same as *bob*'s which would be a strange coincidence.

[HAL9000]

nashoi Wrote:

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> Hal9000 are you sure? My results are the same as

> *bob*'s which would be a strange coincidence.

I was only joking - but it wouldn't surprise me if some level of feedback was at play in those suggestions - I keep getting pointers to free porn videos and chicks-with-dicks :)

[ed_pete]

How Long...

[ed_pete]

How Short...

[woofmarkthedog]

candj Wrote:

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> Why is it that you only have the cut and paste

> ability on this *bob*?

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Coz *Bob* is a king/queen

W**F

[Brendan]

Please take note *Bob*

[*Bob*]

Button it, you sociopathic first-time buying vampiric slag.

[Brendan]

At least I?m not fat and ugly with an unwanted subscription to stargate universe a dog that eats poo and a broken heart.

[PeckhamRose]

I can never work out how to paste direct in to the message without attaching it first!

[Brendan]

Upload it as one of your files in the control centre then use the link for that image.

[*Bob*]

problems with the old waterworks?

[KidKruger]

Best thread I've ever seen on EDF.

[brum]