never thought I would see...........

[iaineasy]

The other day I was riding through Peckham rye park when I saw a lady walking her dog..... all very normal.

Dog does little number two on grass, lady picks up number two in bag (applause).........all very normal.

Lady whips out hanky from pocket lifts dogs tail and wipes it's arse...... nearly fell of my bike.

never thought I would see such a thing thanks for giving me the best laugh of the week if thats you.

I bet you have a cream carpet.

hugs

easy.

[dita-on-tees]

Ha ha this reminds me of my Aunty Susan who when looking after my nanas dog was horrified to see it was on heat scooting it bits on her new, also, cream carpet. I have never laughed so much as a Scottie dog in knickers with a sanitary towel (as a none dog owner this may be entirely normal though)

[felt-tip]

a dog's inability to wipe its own arse is something that can surely be rectified with careful breeding...?

[Loz]

felt-tip Wrote:

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> a dog's inability to wipe its own arse is

> something that can surely be rectified with

> careful breeding...?

... with the Andrex puppy?

[The Minkey]

"lifts dogs tail and wipes it's arse"

Isn't that what a dog's tongue is for?

[Nero]

My nana would often cover our bitches' tuppences with extemporised knickers, often made from those ultra-flimsy, white plastic bags you used to get from the butcher. Well, when I say 'get' I mean 'pinch'.

[dita-on-tees]

ha ha I havent heard tuppence for years, nana always referred to lady bits as a tuppeny bit, shortened to tuppy. ha ha.