Possibly the most patronising thing I've ever read

[jaybee82]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11676437

I do love these invaluable life tips. What's next? 'How to tie your own shoelaces' or maybe the more obvious 'How to wipe your own backside'?

[felt-tip]

if that is the most patronising thing you've ever read then you obviously haven't lived, laddy.*

*is this now the most patronising thing you've ever read?

[Loz]

Well, it might be patronising if it wasn't rather true. People do stand in front of tube doors and stuff up the whole system. Middle aged women who have spotted an empty seat are particularly terrible/terrifying.

Years ago I used to carry the old-type hard briefcases. With good timing you could swing and clip the kneecap of the moron trying to push their way onto the tube as I was trying to get off. The resultant "ooouuuurrggggh" always brightened up my morning.