Technological Synaesthesia

[jumpinjackflash]

swiping my Oyster card at the security gates in my office and wondering why they don't open.

[nashoi]

Standing in front of a door and waiting for it to open automatically, only to have some luddite push past and open it using their hand no less. Though not much of a gamer these days I did play Half Life 2 and that left me eyeing CCTV with violent intent for sometime afterwards.

[Ms_Lilith]

Getting the remote control and putting people on mute, stop, fast forward, eject etc that really would be good!

[VeryBerryCherry]

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> swiping my Oyster card at the security gates in my

> office and wondering why they don't open.

Swiping my oyster card on my own front door in complete bafflement as to why it won't open

[Jeremy]

Wondering if I can get my car to go any faster by installing nitrous oxide.

[Brendan]

You can actually do that in the realy world too you know.

[Brendan]

When you're shooting people do you ever fire a shot into the ground by your feet and expect this to magically reload your clip?

[Jeremy]

Brendan Wrote:

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> You can actually do that in the realy world too you know.

Yes, but it's not the kind of thing any sensible person would do. Especially not to a 1999 Ford Focus estate.

[Huguenot]

'99? You've never lived.

[Brendan]

Why not? Just make sure you add a fukoff big spoiler to the back for "handling"

I improve the handling on my 7 year old astra by wearing driving gloves. Works a treat.

[Huguenot]

Well, if you ever needed evidence that technology and real life do not mix...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3302/3242768153_53f2ed056b.jpg

[mockney piers]

was this what you ad in mind Brendan?

 

[Brendan]

More like this,

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/modern-warfare-2-massive-spoiler.jpg