The asking embarrassing questions thread

[????]

Glee? What is it/they? A TV programme? A group? I haven't a Scooby

[sophiesofa]

From what i can work out a TV programme of a high school musical/theatre group who have since released a single.

[sophiesofa]

1) Why do we produce ear wax?

2) Why do bellybuttons smell of cheese?

3) Why do I have an irrational dislike of Lindsay Lohan?

[????]

Thanks Sophie.

Sorry can't help with yours.

[sophiesofa]

Do men have a chat when having a wee, particularly men who haven't met before?

Some women like to have a chat through cubicle walls with people they've never met before while having a wee, and i've always found it a bit odd.

[????]

oh yeah.

in a "You don't buy beer, you rent it" type way

[sophiesofa]

[sophiesofa]

last q of the night i promise:

What is the point of twitter?

[Emerson Crane]

Indeed. Equally, whats the point of Facebook?

[HonaloochieB]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> 1) Why do we produce ear wax?

> 2) Why do bellybuttons smell of cheese?

> 3) Why do I have an irrational dislike of Lindsay

> Lohan?

1.) To justify buying Q Tips.

2.) Only men's do and that's becuase our standards of hygiene are sketchy.

Women's smell of either lavender or freshly mown lawns.

3.) Disliking LL is nor irrational, so at ease.

[HonaloochieB]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> last q of the night i promise:

>

> What is the point of twitter?

Even more so, what is the point of joining it and never ever tweeting. Not once.

[sophiesofa]

I feel enlightened. Thank you

[Narnia]

WARNING: Not sound medical advice

[csaddleton]

death by cotton bud???

[PeckhamRose]

Why can't a woman think more like a man?

[????]

it's an anatomical thing ;-)

[HonaloochieB]

I think PR's got something there, men are so honest, so thoroughly square, eternally noble, historically fair.

Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?

[KalamityKel]

You don't like a good cat fight? ::o

[Narnia]

csaddleton Wrote:

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> death by cotton bud???

No........too much ear wax leading to WHAT DID YOU SAY?........all the time!

[Huguenot]

Higgins.....

[Narnia]

Yes H?

[RosieH]

Just you wait.

[Narnia]

Who me?

[Huguenot]

All she wants is a room somewhere.

[RosieH]

Wouldn't it be larvely?