Narnia

I've always wanted to live next door.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've never been so insulted since I joined this > forum Mr.Ben. PS I've was registered on here before you were............new generation me arse. Doctor.........................medication please

I've never been so insulted since I joined this forum Mr.Ben.

Drink.............zzzzzzzzzzzz

Yes but that Wimbledon opening could have given some kid just the right encouragement to go on and be the first British winner in years.How long ago was it?

How about luring them in with a 'The CPT is being turned into an M&S' thread?

Try the family section. You may get a better response.

Preview: Ireland as the Zulus

The computer speaks out?

That's an amazing before and after look.

Having heard the man in charge of organising the Indian census I must say I like their approach. There is an island off the mainland where the natives are less than friendly. In fact it's been made a no-fly zone due to the spear throwing the planes started. Come census time the officials approach the island but not too closely. They throw from their boat into the sea coconuts and others items of interest to the locals. Once the tide brings the items in, the natives come out of hiding to collect everything. When this happens the officials are ready with their camera's and click away. This is how the islands inhabitants are counted. Great. Not sure how they decide what religion they are though.

Well ok, but this machine picked me. Why? Don't tell me it's just random.

He's the Sandeman Port man is he?

So that machine could create a user name here?

10.0

''I am sorry just was trying to be nice. I don't understand what happen now explain about why I haven't be able to meet you. Does it. But if you plans has change now don't worry did not happen anything am sorry and please ignore my messages one day you will find out what I mean. I was not going to waste your time I THINK we are missing something that you and I never had hope one day we find what we always want. PM ME if you change your mind again.'' What would you think if a complete stranger sent you this?

Darcy is a centre. You saying Trimble plays in the centre?

Posted by: sophiesofa March 15, 10:54PM I had a similar but lesser experience the other week. I asked for a fringe on my eyebrows I'd hardly call that a lesser experience sophie! There would be a lot of needless accidents if we all let our eyebrows grow wildly. I just wouldn't be able to see properly if I didn't have mine cut.

What did St.Patrick say to the snakes as he drove them out of Ireland? 'Are you all right in the back there lads?'

Why don't you ask this question nearer the time? Gatwick might not exist in 4 months.

I thought a 99 was an ice cream cone with a flake stuck in it.

Try to concentrate on the things you are happy about in life James.

........and look who edited the first post! How did that happen?

1000

At least he has apologised Albeit prematurely.