Bad habits.

[Tarot]

Why do people eat with their hands ,then leave greasy stains on everything they touch.

Pick up a phone grease on it.

Papers and books,grease on it often smelling of some spice or other.

If they eat like a slob they could at least wash their hands.

[Narnia]

I don't know.

[camberwell70]

Yeah, its the same with snot.

[Emerson Crane]

Why do people congregate in the entrances to office blocks smoking and inflict their stink on others that have to pass through the reception areas, and to make matters worse come back to their desks stinking to high heaven.

[Tarot]

Why do people tan themselves, and end up looking like relatives of morph,and why do women have hard implants

and big botoxed lips looking like reaminated Barbie dolls.

[RosieH]

Because men prize youth in a mate, and plump lips are a sign of youth.

Society prizes thinness AND breasts. Unfortunately they seldom go together naturally. So women starve themselves and then have to get fake tits.

[Saffron]

Why do bears sh!t in the woods...?

[SeanMacGabhann]

et tu Rosie?

[Huguenot]

I prize RosieH in a mate :-$

[legalbeagle]

Why would RosieH be in your mate?

[Huguenot]

Generosity?

[legalbeagle]

What is she, a charity?! Your mates gonna have to do pretty well to win that kind of generosity. Unless you're suggesting he's eaten her in a Hannibal Lechter (sp?) kinda way. In which case I have to tell you, find some nicer friends.

[Huguenot]

Pity

[legalbeagle]

Is that a motivation for RosieH's generosity or an expression of sympathy for your mate? Im confused.

It's easily done.

[Huguenot]

A moment's weakness?

[legalbeagle]

Again, EH?

[RosieH]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Again, EH?

Erm, seconded.

And Macca, surely, SURELY you got that I was employing a facile sweeping generalisation in response to a facile sweeping generalisation? I thought you knew me better by now (*weeps salty tears into a glass of hysterical gin*)

[Tarot]

Saffron Wrote:

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> Why do bears sh!t in the woods...?

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So they can wipe their posteriors on leaves Saffron.

[SeanMacGabhann]

but of course, but I couldn't resist the opportunity anyway

dry your eyes mate

[legalbeagle]

He's a MAN RosieH. He's genetically and culturally engineered to resist pretty much nothing.

{JOKE!}

[Tarot]

Why do women leave horrible blobby lipstick on glasses and cups.

[RosieH]

Heh, I did enjoy it, even though it made me cry - kind of like When We Were Orphans.

[legalbeagle]

Tarot Wrote:

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> Why do women leave horrible blobby lipstick on

> glasses and cups.

It's our passive aggressive way of making sure you know that, wheverever you are, we've already been there and checked it out first..............

[RosieH]

It's because men prize youth in a mate and lips lose their colour as they get older.

[Tarot]

Ugh! Bad girls.