ED Yummy Mummies? What about the Tubby Hubbies ??!!

[Saffron]

Oh, just saw this thread. Very amusing! But I have to say that even as a mummy (and I like to think I'm yummy... well I can wear my skinny jeans again anyway), I sometimes find the other mummies predatory and territorial!

I hope I never glower, and I always try to be welcoming. My daughter is very friendly too. If she sees you MrTwirly, she'll probably go out of her way to say hello (even though she is only 13 months). She's been known to cross entire cafes to pat strange men on the knees. (Hmm, let's hope she outgrows that before her teen years!) Anyhoo, if you want to borrow her and take the buggy on jaunt around the local cafes, you can have a blast running over peoples' toes whilst Little Saff blows raspberries.

;)

[flapjackdavey]

Loz Wrote:

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> ???? Wrote:

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> > SO in summary, you're scared of Yummies and

> White

> > Van man

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> Well the Yummies/MILFs are pretty bloody

> terrifying. Most of them carting around a small

> number of Weapons of Mass Destruction (aged 2 to

> 4) that they think are God's gift to the future of

> the world, when actually most of the are going to

> grow up to be accountants.

>

>

ha ha . thats good . :))

[tfwsoll]

I long ago gave up on attempting to have a coffee in any of the Dulwich cafes for the reasons listed by MrTwirly. My advice is to jump on a 176 to the Charing Cross Road and go to Caffe Vergnano - there's no wifi and no space for buggies and you will get one of the best coffees in town, a range of great pastries and snacks for less than you would pay in the Blue Mountain or Lucca....outside of the rush hour it's around a 20 minute journey and a small price to pay for retaining your sanity.....

[Saffron]

The Hill Station community cafe (Telegraph Hill park) has 'Quiet Fridays'. Take the 484 from Goose Green to Telegraph Hill. Get off at the roundabout by the park. The cafe is oppposite the top end of the park, adjacent to the church.

[Guest]

...or try the cafes in the undercover bit of Brixton market; several at least as good as any around here. You won't see many YMs of ED there.

Or you could spend an hour in the Pavilion cafe in Dulwich Park. After that nothing else will seem quite so bad.