Sex sign in empty corner shop.

[Brendan]

On the corner of Crawthrew Grove and Spurling road there are two empty shops. The one has a to-let sign outside and the other, the one closest to Lordship Lane, is closed up but on Saturday night I?m sure I saw a red neon sign through the window that said ?sex?. The sign was facing towards the inside of the shop.

Anyone have any ideas?

[Domitianus]

I believe the sign originally said "Sextuplets are extremely rare" but a couple of the neon tubes blew and there you have it!

[Domitianus]

Either that or it is a brothel.

[fish]

Domitianus Wrote:

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> Either that or it is a brothel.

Add it to the many others in ED. Business must be going up, but do you get a better (dare I say posher) class of prostitute in these parts, now?

[Domitianus]

Well all the yummy-mummies have to earn their pin-money somehow now that their hubbies are losing their City jobs! Problem is, I hear they are all lousy lays.

[fish]

Domitianus Wrote:

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> Well all the yummy-mummies have to earn their

> pin-money somehow now that their hubbies are

> losing their City jobs! Problem is, I hear they

> are all lousy lays.

Who, obviously, don't use 'protection', either.

[Domitianus]

You mean a paper bag over their heads?

[fish]

Domitianus Wrote:

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> You mean a paper bag over their heads?

Oh, how cruel.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

This and the Porche posts have had me laughing so loud I'm scaring my neighbours!

I was gonna say you can get it for ?10-20 in Soho if you fancy something more sleazy, but then it got me thinking.

Why isn't there a Soho for women?

Why don't women have places they can visit with a gang of their mates, all tanked up and buy a bloke for a tenner each?

Do you think I'd be able to turn Underhill Road into a ladies Soho? Anyone want to be my biatch?

Ladies, do you fancy a bit of the other when the old man's busting a gut in Canary Wharf?

I'd test drive all the talent first to make sure they are up to the job.

It might just work, what do you reckon?

[SeanMacGabhann]

Brothels in east dulwich maybe a relevant topic. . .But the conversation so far has more than a whiff of the lounge about it.

a lounge for little boys at that

[Domitianus]

You mean NOT using that type of protection - as you suggested in an earlier posting? I agree. Imagine the poor punters having to try to get turned-on whilst gazing into those empty and vacuous phizzogs! Hey, how long do you think we can get away with this heretical practice of diss'ing the sacred cows that are the ED yummy-mummies before we are either lounged or censored?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

What about the little girls?

[Domitianus]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> This and the Porche posts have had me laughing so

> loud I'm scaring my neighbours!

>

> I was gonna say you can get it for ?10-20 in Soho

> if you fancy something more sleazy, but then it

> got me thinking.

>

> Why isn't there a Soho for women?

>

> Why don't women have places they can visit with a

> gang of their mates, all tanked up and buy a bloke

> for a tenner each?

>

> Do you think I'd be able to turn Underhill Road

> into a ladies Soho? Anyone want to be my biatch?

>

> Ladies, do you fancy a bit of the other when the

> old man's busting a gut in Canary Wharf?

>

> I'd test drive all the talent first to make sure

> they are up to the job.

>

> It might just work, what do you reckon?

I will be your biatch! I mean, why should the girls get all the fun? Being paid to shag all day? As long as I don't have to develop a drug habit to justify my choice of lifestyle!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

"As long as I don't have to develop a drug habit to justify my choice of lifestyle!" - no that's optional

[Domitianus]

Excellent! But I WILL be allowed to wear my studded leather collar? On the weekends at least? Pleeeeezzee!

[Brendan]

-- moved topic --

[Domitianus]

Lounged! Hey, it had to happen!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Some ladies pop over to Turkey where there are thousands of tall, dark and handsome Turks who migrate from the centre of the country to the Tourist resorts. Given that they have grown up in very traditional environments and have no experience of certain aspects of life, the allure of our ladies is great.

There are of course at least 2 Turkish kebab shops within meters of said corner shop. Staying on topic.

[Domitianus]

So is that what they are up to when they aren't sharpening their knives and shaving their meat?

[PeckhamRose]

I do hope there will be an adult / private shop in East Dulwich. Going to Sh! in Coronet Street N1 (the exclamation mark is part of the title) is such a journey.... We're all grown up aren't we?

[Domitianus]

I must say I agree with you entirely Rose. Perhaps we can raise this possibility the next time a local retail outlet goes up for sale and we start speculating about who will move in. Why should we limit ourselves to estate agents, kitchenware shops, clothes shops, M&S etc etc when we can have a good old-fashioned, local neighbourhood sex-shop selling s**tloads of porn, vibrators that dwarf the City of London gherkin and garish crotchless knickers? About time ED had its own sex shop but I guess DM and the like will bleat on about how sex is demeaning to women or the like (since we all know she had her kids by immaculate conception - snigger!!!)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That's simply crass. Hands off DM, we love her.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Yes but my point is, why should us women have to go all the way to Turkey. You guys can spend the price of a good lunch and get ur needs catered to in your fag break, but we would have to fork out for air fare, hotels etc and take time off from our busy schedules to do it!

I want to start a petition:

"We the undersigned believe in equality of the sexes and want a cheap man-brothel to cater for our womenly lusts that is open from 11am till midnight, doesn't cost more than a couple of lattes and a sandwich in Cafe Nero, and doesn't involve us having to cook, clean or reciprocate in any way other than fiscally"

[PeckhamRose]

I'd just be happy with a woman friendly "adult" shop like what Sh! is (exclamation point part of the title as previously mentioned). Sh! was Europe's first woman owned woman run and women friendly sex shop when it opened about 16 years ago. Men only allowed in if accompanied by a woman (and a long line of credit!) They have a concession in Selfridges and I reckon a branch in East Dulwich would be just right. I promise I am not employed to advertise them! Anyway, yes, a simple woman friendly sex shop would be fine - I'm not embarrassed to be seen walking to any of them except the ones in Soho and to be fair even the bigger chains (hohoho) are more woman friendly than they used to be. They know we have money, too. We're adults too, remember? Ok - on with yer smut.

[Brendan]

Well at least you get a holiday in Turkey.