Calling all Guardian readers!

[huncamunca]

why do you bother ?

[Mick Mac]

Sean ?

[????]

Sean's christmas present

[????]

2/10 by the way Snorky

[Mick Mac]

Guardian readers are probably, mostly snoozing, after a hard day in the garden, or reading something nice.

[katie1997]

Sell-a-brate good times, Grauniad reeders, come on, da da da da da daaaaaaaaa

[huncamunca]

has anyone ever read the regular columnists in the magazine bit on Saturdays ? My word, it makes you realise how talented Julie Burchill really is by comparison

[Mick Mac]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Sell-a-brate good times, Grauniad reeders, come

> on, da da da da da daaaaaaaaa

Thats an old ekoj Katie

[katie1997]

the old ekojs are the best ones MM

[katie1997]

so I've been told...

[*Bob*]

Julie B, Charlie B, plentiful firestarting material.. plus The Guide - for a quid = good value

?1.70 for the guide alone.. too steep.

[????]

I'd like to start a fire with Polly T

[*Bob*]

Do you mean.. sexually speaking?

[Mick Mac]

Of course he doesn't. (this is a public forum).

[????]

er, no. Worried someone might think that as I typed it but decided no-one was perverted enough.

[mockney piers]

How do you see the world snorkel? I'm genuinely interested.

[huncamunca]

through jaundiced eyes is the answer you are looking for

[????]

(Indie reader)

[katie1997]

I don't buy newspapers anymore as they're all a load of cr@p. I loved the Grauniad when I was young though. The FT was especially good for Dilbert and er, news.

Now I will confess to occasionally reading the Torygraph on Sundays.

Only because I like the silly magazine and Oliver Pritchett's tiny column (ooer) in the supplement always makes me laugh.

[????]

I read the Mail for laughs and the Sun for my news

[Mick Mac]

The torygraph. Oh dear Katie. Are your arms long enough or do you have a big table. You need one or the other, its a monster.

[Tarot]

The Guardian and the Mail are excellent for papermache.

[Narnia]

How to pretend you're reading something you're not.

[Brendan]

I don?t buy papers that often but I will pick up a Guardian when there is an opportunity to use it to annoy some cunt.

[RosieH]

I no longer have to go out and buy it, I enjoy the luxury of having it delivered.

Ah, champagne socialism, how I do love thee...