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Starter - Swan pate.


Fish course - Smoked swan rubbed all over with ancovies and sliced really really thin and called something like 'mockerel' or 'phake'.


Main course - Roast swan with swan fat roast potatos and seasonal vegetables.


Dessert - Swan syllabub with swan's feet as cutlery.


For vegetarians and RSPB members the swan will be replaced with carrots or something made out of nuts.


Or cheese.


Keep it to yourselves though, I believe revealing it in advance is tantamount to treason.

A mixed salad of Imperialism to start


followed by a main course of Colonial enslavement & topped with lightly browned neoptism


A dessert of sneering parasites


All washed down with a big glass of laughing at the forelock tugging victims who actually swallow this shite.



These scum are welcome to their exotic feast AS LONG AS ITS THEIR LAST REQUEST BEFORE THEY ARE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND SHOT

huncamunca Wrote:

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> A mixed salad of Imperialism to start

>

> followed by a main course of Colonial enslavement

> & topped with lightly browned neoptism

>

> A dessert of sneering parasites

>

> All washed down with a big glass of laughing at

> the forelock tugging victims who actually swallow

> this shite.

>

>

> These scum are welcome to their exotic feast AS

> LONG AS ITS THEIR LAST REQUEST BEFORE THEY ARE UP

> AGAINST THE WALL AND SHOT



I would definitely attend that street party!

Unless of course she tasted it when she was employed as a servant girl in a royal household.


It's a reckless move on your part to confess to stealing the royal swans in a public forum.


But now you've confessed I suggest you hand yourself in at the nearest police station, a life on the lam is no life for a delicate (though mob-named) bloom.

Where the Sturgeon ? eveyone knows that all Sturgeon caught in british waters belong to the queen. In fact, Im off to Burgess park tonight to catch me a sturgeon and then off the Buckingham palace to FEED IT TO HER MAJESTY PIECE BY PIECE UNTIL SHE HAS THE DECENCY TO POP HER MINK LINED CLOGS

HonaloochieB and Quids - not at all, isn't everything supposed to taste like chicken (or is it pork :-S)


Wasn't trying to imply I'd rubbed shoulders with royalty, faaaaaaaar from it.


P.S. Tarot, I cannot resist saying this - very clever but Sean was absolutely spot on before and what's more, you know it.


But, well done for keeping it up, can't be easy... B)

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