Idiotic and childish private messages

[Laddy Muck]

Anyone else receiving these random spam-like communications?

I've received two so far: one from someone who posts as Osita and one from Lynda.

Did you simply delete/ignore? Or report to Admin? Or reply?

Cheers.

[Alan Medic]

If you like a good chat I'd say reply. They may need a good listener though as they can be a bit confusing to read. Good luck. You may make something very happy.

[Laddy Muck]

I'm not THAT desperate to make new friends LOL!

[PeckhamRose]

Would it be idiotic and childish to print them all for us all to see?

;)

[Huguenot]

Hi Auntie Mimi.

Responding won't do much, as I'm pretty sure both of those are robots.

There's another thread on it here....

[HonaloochieB]

Now there's a let down - according to Lynda her old man is a Mott The Hoople fan.

I was looking to meeting up with him.

Now I discover he's Optimus Prime.

[dita-on-tees]

LM - Oh we had some of those on the football thread, I was the subject of spurious tittle tattle - i veritable scarlet women with vorocious sapphic tendencies. I actually began to think I was far more interesting than I was....

[NowNo]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Hi Auntie Mimi.

>

> Responding won't do much, as I'm pretty sure both

> of those are robots.

>

> There's another thread on it here....

Oh! My G...d not again on newspapers all my thoughts. Somebody help please !!!

[Laddy Muck]

Thanks everyone (that includes my adorable nephew LOL ;-))

I've forwarded them on to Admin. for...whatever it is Admin. does with such crap...

I almost feel sorry for those who are sending them - what horribly barren lives they must lead.

Ah well...takes all sorts...all adds to the diversity of this wonderful place, I guess.

Right: looking forward to the United v Newcastle match tonight. Dita, you're a Newcastle fan - yes? I just hope United perform better than they did on Saturday - oh dear...City's relentless taunts/chants continue to ring in the ears...

[Huguenot]

Irony of ironies - is NowNo a robot too?

[NowNo]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Irony of ironies - is NowNo a robot too?

mmmm I think someone doesn't like my name Ok let's think of....

[Laddy Muck]

Well who's a clever little nephew then. Now eat up your greens!

[NowNo]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> Well who's a clever little nephew then. Now eat

> up your greens!

No greens for now please, Can I have a banana !

[Laddy Muck]

NowNo Wrote:

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> No greens for now please, Can I have a banana !

May..

[Lynda]

What ! May I have a banana .

May, may, may 2012:-$

[neron]

Some people are happy to be call Adults or perhaps old (!)

but some people don't like to hear the truth.

Does the truth hurts! Maybe ! Maybe!

Where does it hurt Mr Jones ? Just here, doctor just here ups.

[Alec John Moore]

He has to wait until May to get his banana? That's a bit harsh, isn't it?

[mockney piers]

2012!!!

[Lynda]

neron Wrote:

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> Some people are happy to be call Adults or perhaps

> old (!)

> but some people don't like to hear the truth.

> Does the truth hurts! Maybe ! Maybe!

> Where does it hurt Mr Jones ? Just here, doctor

> just here ups.

I'll be delighted to be call an adult or old Neron !.

can't wait to be 18 years old very soon:) and MrsP she didn't mind either.

[Brendan]

Robots imitating people of people imitating robots?

[HonaloochieB]

We're through the looking-glass here, Brenda.

[Brendan]

I've always suspected you were a robot.

Or a mirror salesman.

[HonaloochieB]

Though modesty should forbid, I have on occasions been described as a 'machine'.

As for the other thing, I couldn't see myself in that.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan and I will be here forever, like two great cats licking a human face.

And hey, be good to your droids.

[Guest]

In my more paranoid moments I've wondered whether there are any real people left in here at all. I fear they may all be manifestations of a single, criminal-mastermind type - perhaps Computedshorty, no one would suspect him. He's probably sitting in front of his computer right now stroking a cat, pruning a small fern and smiling gently.