"Pop your baby in there and when she screams give her what she wants"

[*Bob*]

Is this the right way for a local shopkeeper to go about facilitating a chip-and-pin credit card transaction?

[reggie]

On reflection this is funny

[Frankito]

Bob, if it were a funeral parlour I would probably say no, however to most other things, it's edgy and different. I get the sense that there is part of the story that you are not telling... What are you hiding?

[Alan Medic]

His pin number for a start.

[*Bob*]

I can only tell it like it was.

I went to a shop - and when I gave the guy my credit card to pay, that's what he said.

[Lookyours]

The old peoples club is well known by both of them so no secreat

I thought. The barman was tip for CCTV and the other guy was in her/his car :)-D

[Jeremy]

Lookyours - you're not a real person, are you?

[*Bob*]

I really, really hope so.

[HonaloochieB]

I'm just envious of *Bob*'s screaming credit card, now that's edgy, and oh so different.

[Moos]

You can't quite sing it to the tune of 'Take Good Care Of My Baby". But almost.

[mockney piers]

But it sort of works for "All that she wants is another baby"

Try it with a cigarette holder in the camp manner of an interwar German cabaret singer.

[*Bob*]

I could perhaps understand it if I'd been 'up west' in Spearmint Rhino, settling the champagne bill.

But I was in Maplin, Forest Hill, buying computer peripherals.

[Jeremy]

Or maybe buying a second hand car...

http://www.software4students.co.uk/images/blogs/swiss_toni-sm.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

'Peripherals' eh? Well, no wonder then. Asking for it you were.

[Brendan]

Very good *Bob*.

Stolen is it?

[*Bob*]

Stolen? Is what?!

[Sue]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I was in Maplin, Forest Hill, buying computer

> peripherals.

xxxxxxx

Only yourself to blame, then :))

[Annette Curtain]

Personally, I like dirty talk like that *Bob*

Nette:))

* licks lips *