Any eligible bachelors in East D looking for...

[womanofdulwich]

quite often "single " men of this age can be found with their children on a sunday morning at the park, having their weekly access . Dulwich Park particularly bad/good for this. Alternatively they are starting a middle age crisis and buying some kind of bicycle, and participating in some group cycling/posing.

[RosieH]

No, but he looks like he understands what it is to be a true sybarite.

And his food's sublime. And he rocks a suit.

I think he ticks all of Lady D's boxes.

[Mick Mac]

He whinges about people stealing his spoons. That's all I know about him.

[????]

Does he use his baster for beasting?

[RosieH]

Better that than he uses his beaster for basting...

[Mick Mac]

I won't be having Christmas dinner round his place next year.

[zeban]

I'd never known what he looked like so I googled him... Yes Please!

[checkmeout]

So after all of this banter are there ANY single males out there, preferably nice ones? Not the Jeremy Kyle candidate, loser type that the men of East D think us ladies prefer.

Anyone? And what's with Tom the chef? Where does he fit into all of this?

Oh and this is really not a post for me, I've got a boyfriend & a baby.

It's for my v lovely/sexy/pretty friend, honest!

[Loz]

Maybe you could post a picture, perhaps, then?

[checkmeout]

I'm not going to post a pic like I would if I was advertising to sell an old Ford Escort. If there's any single guys out there - they can mail me and then I'll send them a pic. Thats Fair enough isn't it?

[katie1997]

Apparently (shock, horror) women are less consistent than men in what they deem as desirable in a partner. What I'd rate as attractive is very often the opposite from what any of my friends would choose. Unsurprisingly, men are generally far more consistent in this matter.

Aren't there loads of dating websites that your friend could try? May generate a better response and at least some interesting nights out if nothing else?

[RosieH]

Even the same woman can be inconsistent based on where she is in her cycle.

Get her on a dating website and tell her to go for an atheist if she wants a good time!

[Jeremy]

We met Tom Aikens briefly after eating at his restaurant. He's short, ginger, and grumpy.

Is that really what women look for in a man?

[Brendan]

Well of course wowen are inconsistent. They have many variable to consider. As already listed they have to consider sanity, relative singleness, solvency, sexual orientation and probably more.

Men only have to consider breasts and proximity.

More variables ergo more inconstancy.

[Loz]

But is he rich, Jeremy?

[Dee Woffaz]

In my considerable experience men are looking for a nice little arm trinket who is frightened of spiders, cant wire a plug & certainly cant drive a car with any kind of conviction. They want someone who they consider them to be a hero someone they cant function without, it inflates their egos and to be honest? makes them feel like a man. When they have got one of these pathetic little creatures they don?t want them because in all honestly who would want a trembling little creature clinging to you for ever. They then go off and have affairs with girls who excite them totally opposite of what they married, but will never leave because they feel sorry for them.

Take this from a very able and capable action woman who clearly frightens men to death. I am in no shape or form a man hater, I like them very much and am in the market for a little arm trinket myself. Doesn?t need to be very bright, as long as they look cute, don?t need skills unless in the bedroom or kitchen & don?t want to be running off to mother every two minutes.

In short, look and act a bit helpless someone?s ego will suck you up. ;-)

[Atticus]

Tom Aikens = a cross between Prince Harry and Iwan Thomas. Not the greatest combo.

[Brendan]

But can he wire a plug?

[Mick Mac]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> We met Tom Aikens briefly after eating at his

> restaurant. He's short, ginger, and grumpy.

>

> Is that really what women look for in a man?

Did he frisk you for spoons?

[Jeremy]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Did he frisk you for spoons?

I assumed at the time he was copping a feel, but this would make more sense.

[zeban]

Oh is he ginger?! I didn't see that! ok, forget him

[RosieH]

Hot ginger

[zeban]

lol!

[*Bob*]

Studies have show that the 'ideal man' comprises the face of Johnny Depp, the brain of Heinz Wolff, the body of Brad Pitt, the hands of Peter Shilton and the legs of David Beckham.

[*Bob*]

If only such a man existed.. sigh..