A hand of friendship

[computedshorty]

Can you open the door for me?

[mockney piers]

That's a little bit disturbing.

[Brendan]

Especially as it seems to be at about crotch height.

[maxxi]

only if it grips

[Dee Woffaz]

Looks like a prime one for A&E. "I was collecting my post naked, turned round and sliped, the next thing i knew the thumb of the handle inserted itself up my anus..."

[Annette Curtain]

Dee Woffaz Wrote:

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> Looks like a prime one for A&E. "I was collecting

> my post naked, turned round and sliped, the next

> thing i knew the thumb of the handle inserted

> itself up my anus..."

Ooooo..

Nice.

( but personally I prefer two fingers )

Nette(td)

[maxxi]

tmi nette... way tmi

[Salsaboy]

I think she's talking about Kitkats.

[Frankito]

Oh my word....

[karter]

computedshorty Wrote:

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> Can you open the door for me?

You can only come in if you know the secret handshake, bit like the forum handshake...or if you are wearing one of those rings...B)

[maxxi]

karter Wrote:

> You can only come in if you know the secret

> handshake, bit like the forum handshake...or if

> you are wearing one of those rings...B)

Is it like a 'Bazooka Joe' ring, the kind you have to put your lips on and blow?

*Don't you dare Nette(!)*

[Annette Curtain]

:-$

Hmmmmmm...

[computedshorty]

I came through this door that did not close on its own again,

I thought I had better close it, as its now starting to rain.

My hands gripping my Zimmer frame, so shoved with my behind,

I got quite a shock here, that I had not expected to find.

As far as I knew the raised thumb, was a sign of wanting a lift,

This contact with it certainly made me immediately shift.

Is it just me or do others also find this so fickle,

four fingers giving that unexpected involuntary tickle.

Needless to say my cup of tea never reached the Caf? outside table,

I had to sit down to recover, I could not stand up I was quite unable.

I observed the door handle from my seated place nearby,

Some of the actions of people made me understand why.

That very old lady peering through the glass pane above in the door,

Her face pressed against, came away she seemed smiling for sure.

She must have said something to the other woman, who took a look quick,

She got all exited and forgot she needed to use her walking stick.

I said to the owner that hand is certainly making a talking point,

Yes he said draws a lots of Customers to this eating joint.

What was there before you put on the hand to do the job,

Oh that it got so worn away. It was a very large Nob.