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Stuck in front of your computer all day, slipping into dementia while waiting for a thread to move to post number 72?


Just about compos mentis enough to realise the foolishness of it all, but still vacuously obsessed.


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I almost forgot:


Re: Laptops netbooks tablets - a discussion

Posted by: Laddy Muck Today, 10:41AM


73


I claim yet another point... (yawn)


Ianr, that post was excellent. Post of the month I say! I am presuming Mr. Medic was your first customer.


As for you Mr. Medic...you went back FOUR years...FOUR EFFING YEARS?!!!! I don't know whether to admire you or have pity.

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Re: Stages of Forumitis

Posted by: katie1997 Today, 05:35PM


Stage 7 - taking part in one of the sillier forum games.


73 btw >:D<



*applies for the retraction of title of "Lady"*


Mr. Medic, what are the rules on failing to behave with sufficient decorum please? I wish to lodge an objection in respect of this particular score. Lady Katharina van de Wotsit indeed!

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  • 2 months later...
The pressure's growing... what if you failed... your own 73 thread... Could you EVER live it down?... LaddyMuck has put a tracer on it... KTnumbers and Frankito are stalking it in relays...I have persuaded i-Phone to make it an app... Once it hits 70 sleep will be a luxury... closer now........ closer......................
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Alan Medic Wrote:

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> for the season ending on July 31st, I didn't

> specify 2011.


Knew you'd say that!


1st rule of law (proper law - none of your 73s-made-up-on-the-spot-by-an-old-grumps-of-a-Doc-who-also-happens-to be-a-dwarf-nonsense): if a purported "rule" is surrounded by ambiguity/uncertainty, then that uncertainty/ambiguity goes in favour of person(s) questioning said purported "rule". 2011 it is...NER...

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