Newspapers are good.

[Annette Curtain]

David Aaronovitch says so.

And I agree.

I love the Guardian, I like the Telegraph, the Times I can do without. I despise the Mail.

I just enjoy the "feel" of a newspaper. It holds a particular experience within its neat folded sheets, and a well read newspaper looks exhausted, it looks disheveled, ready to be binned or re-cycled.

Personally I like all that & though I read on-line, I feel more immersed if I read it in a broadsheet.

Is this nostalgia, or does the physical and emotional part matter too ?

NETTE(?)

[maxxi]

Have you ever tried swatting a wasp with a Kindle?

[katie1997]

As well as dearest Rolf and George Louis Costanza, I think I love Annette.

[????]

You can also make a Chelsea brick with them too ;-)

[red devil]

Emergency arse wipe...gotta love The Sun

[HonaloochieB]

Still warm from being pressed by my valet, it's the best possible start to the day.

[Annette Curtain]

red devil Wrote:

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> Emergency arse wipe...gotta love The Sun

Above posted at 02:48AM by red devil

Oh dear, poor boy.

You should be in bed at that time

Red Bull anyone ?

:-$

[red devil]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> red devil Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

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> > Emergency arse wipe...gotta love The Sun

>

>

> Above posted at 02:48AM by red devil

>

>

> Oh dear, poor boy.

>

> You should be in bed at that time

>

> Red Bull anyone ?

>

>

> :-$

*yawns...*

[DulwichFox]

Actual numbers of newspapers sold Daily / Anually UK / globally are difficult to calculate

as figure are changing and are huge.

By 2007, there were 6580 daily newspapers in the world selling 395 million copies a day.

By 2009 there were 12477 News papers world wide..

Almost every Newspaper will be read once then discarded.

Some will be recycled.

Some will be burnt.

Some will end up buried in tips. Newspapers take up about 14 percent of landfill space

This process cannot be allowed to continue.

Recycling Newspaper is hazardous due to printing ink being Toxic. (Hence Chip shops cannot use them)

Info Various sources.

Trees

And just how many trees does it take to make a newspaper? Well, it takes 75,000 trees to print one day?s circulation of the Sunday edition of the New York Times. Multiply that by the 52 Sundays in a year and that comes out to 3,900,000 trees. Think about that for a minute. It takes 3,900,000 trees to print a years worth of Sunday editions of the New York Times.

source Here

That is just 1 news paper..

Just think about it before buying a newspaper.

[Brendan]

???? Wrote:

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> You can also make a Chelsea brick with them too

> ;-)

Never understood why someone would put currants and cinnamon in a brick but I do remeber the first time I caught a bus in London a mate of mine picked up a discarded Metro from under the seat and showed me what to do if I ever had to facilitate a swift exit from a sticky situation.

[Jeremy]

I thought it was called a Millwall brick (presumably to be used against Chelsea supporters).

I can't think why it would be more effective than punching someone, although I guess it wouldn't hurt your hand as much...

[Brendan]

I think a Millwall brick doesn't have the cinnamon.

[Ted Max]

a mate of mine picked up a discarded Metro from under the seat and showed me what to do if I ever had to facilitate a swift exit from a sticky situation.

Was it to roll it into a cone and vomit into the extemporised receptacle, before hiffing cone and contents oot the windae?

[Brendan]

Nae. Ta wipe and run.

[Ted Max]

Ah, perhaps the origin of the pharse "shit a brick".

[Ted Max]

Pharse = Freudian typo.

[Brendan]

What is the ph of arse?

[Ted Max]

Lays wreath for Curtain's thread.

PH of arse is a question of determining whether arse is blue or pink, which are arse colours that can (externally) only be achieved by "white" people. Therefore I declare your question racist and I win the thread points.

[Brendan]

They used litmus paper to test the ph in the gas chambers you know.

[Loz]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> PH of arse is a question of determining whether

> arse is blue or pink, which are arse colours that

> can (externally) only be achieved by "white"

> people. Therefore I declare your question racist

> and I win the thread points.

That's just the sort of thing Hitler would say.

*Completely Godwins the thread*

[Brendan]

Oi!

[Loz]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> PH of arse is a question of determining whether

> arse is blue or pink

Which reminds me that the theme song for the Northern Alaskan Nudists Club is "Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue".

*I may have made this up*

[Annette Curtain]

The

NETTE OF THE WORLD

only 99P

READ ALL ABOUT IT......

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This thread is dead:

KILLED BY TED MAXIMUS

*MORE TITS on pages 2-3-4*

_{Win a static caravan holiday. Stay in Hembsby for a ?1...Yes one pound.}

[maxxi]

99p?! Out of the question. Oh, is there a supplement?

(If you could make it Hunstanton I may reconsider)

[Salsaboy]

Newspapers are just recycled trees, a good thing in todays eco-sensitive world.