Do you need a home makeover

[Millsymac TV]

TV PRODUCTION COMPANY MILLSYMAC ARE SEEKING INDIVIDUALS WHO NEED A HOME MAKEOVER!

We have a brilliant design team who will rid the clutter, book the skip and redesign your interiors!

Looking to sell your house but its 70s style is a turnoff?

Own a disaster of a property with no clue what to do?

Do you have a mould problem that?s hidden by clutter?

Or now the kids have left are you looking to shake up your shack!?

Well this could be for you!!

We want to hear from people with GREAT stories and INTERESTING properties that DESPERATELY need a home makeover.

Embarrassed by your home? APPLY NOW by calling Lara on 020 3286 1839 or email [email protected] to find out more details.

Thank you!

[Ted Max]

Can I get back to you on this, Lara? Only I'm trying an eating cure for my cellulite on Channel 4 at the moment, and my other half is way too busy being a victim of crime on ITV2 to respond.

Anyway, congrats on the programme idea. That first development meeting must have been like when Dylan went electric, or when George Martin played Paul the score for Eleanor Rigby.

[Jeremy]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> or when George Martin played Paul

> the score for Eleanor Rigby.

Or whenever Ringo tried to get the Beatles to try one of his songs.

[northlondoner]

Sorry OP - these trawls traditionally get short shrift on here. Shrift ... Is that the right word ? If so what is shrift? It must vary in length if you can have a short one....

[Salsaboy]

Shrift is normally the first thing into the skip on a home makeover programme.

[northlondoner]

See what you did there.

[Annette Curtain]

Millsymac TV Wrote:

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Re: Do you need a home makeover

More's the question Millmac

Do you need some Foie Gras ?

[Frankito]

I've got some ducks in the shed who are just asking for it....>:D

[computedshorty]

Can you make over my Zimmer, its got a bit rusty and bendy one of the rubber feet have got lost, you can spray paint it near the front wall to leave the outline. The A.A. arn't interested.

[Frankito]

Does your zimmer need Gok'd?

[computedshorty]

It needs an MOT but I cant leave it there cos I cant get back home without it.

I need some WD 40 makes me go faster.

[Frankito]

Shall I call ye a taxi, my treat?

[computedshorty]

Thanks I think a Taxidermist could help.

[KalamityKel]

I thought you was offering a makeover at home... got ready to throw all me clothes and accessories out there :( *sighs*

[Frankito]

Last cat I tried that on ended up looking luke a bloated squirrel. I couldn't get the sleeping pose quite right..

Owner was not impressed and refused to pay fees. Tw@t!

[computedshorty]

I went to a Taxidermist once while I was waiting a bloke pushed in front of me, I said to the Taxidermist i'm next, he said Ok strip off.

[Frankito]

So what did you do next.......?