Single men?

[Salsaboy]

What sort of biscuits?

SpaghettiSue40 Wrote:

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> Ideally I am looking for someone to share a cup of

> tea and a biscuit with.

[The Minkey]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRaX92ekhi7C2-tbKfOeawhyC42v6c4LtazYGlw0Ls3m5fZLoin

[Frankito]

Is that shortbread?

[Mick Mac]

By the look on her face, its not.

[ianr]

Could be Nice. A good choice for dunking.

[Salsaboy]

Actually, what sort of tea?

[Frankito]

PG tits of course >:D

[SpaghettiSue40]

I like a nice cup of PG and a ginger nut. Jammy dodgers and chocolate fingers are for parties :)

[Frankito]

There aint many ginger nuts in ED.... Now I know why you feel so frustrated..

[Salsaboy]

Ooo ginger nuts - my favourite.

SpaghettiSue40 Wrote:

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> I like a nice cup of PG and a ginger nut. Jammy

> dodgers and chocolate fingers are for parties :)

[woody549]

reading all of this can be seen as very very very wrong...

its brilliant, glad to see theyre still some characters in east dulwich and its not snobby parents, screaming children and gangstersssssssss (gonna bust a cap in yo ass)

Best of luck on the singles hunt :)

oh and for all those i dont know if you were playing dumb or are just to old... VWE= Very well endowed :)

[Frankito]

Thanks for the clarification, so sorry I asked... Lol

[maxxi]

Ohhh, you mean a fellah whose mum left him the house?

[GSJ57]

Not just any old house - an extremely large house...

[red devil]

...with an extension

[maxxi]

... garden overgrown, two separate granny flats (or 'nads') and exact size of house varies depending on mood.

[Frankito]

Oh my word, enough akready...

[LadyDeliah]

Lol

[woody549]

shame if your gardens overgrown

[LadyDeliah]

Seeing as this debate has deecended to my level, I want to pose a rather delicate question to the good folk of ED.

Is giving oral a submissive act? I like to imagine he's worshipping at my fountain when he's doing the honours and I wouldn't dream of submitting first as I am too dominant for that. If he's done a particularly good job, then it would be rude of me not to return the favour, but I always feel like it's a bit of a submissive act, so I have to be pretty pleased with him to do it with gusto.

Is it just me, or do others feel that giving oral is submissive?

[*Bob*]

Does anybody else like to stimulate the anus with a large vibrating egg, with the cricket on the background?

Or is it just me?

[KidKruger]

THAT is just you *Bob*

[dbboy]

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's disgusting, please keep it behind closed doors.

[LadyDeliah]

I prefer The Archers in the background *Bob* but I get where you are coming from.

[maxxi]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Does anybody else like to stimulate the anus with

> a large vibrating egg, with the cricket on the

> background?

>

> Or is it just me?

And is you ejaculatory cry the traditional "Owzat!?" or the more modern and spicier "Ow Izeeeee!?"

(Which is either followed by drinks and a change of ends if successful or an 'ooooh' of disappointment and a return to the 'crease' if the umpire shakes her head).