Egg Throwing on Lordship Lane!

[lozzyloz]

No, but I was bundled into a cell and beaten!

[spadetownboy]

lucky you wernt subjected to white noise until your senses were scrambled.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Doesn't this belong in the best albumen covers thread?

[Brendan]

No thread to thread poaching now Sean.

[lozzyloz]

Sorry I couldn't resist the Yolk! But it is true up until the UCH bit (and I didn't lose my job either)!>:D

[Brendan]

So it all ended sunny side up then. :))

[lozzyloz]

Just a bit of egg on my face

[Brendan]

Well you were a bit pickled.

[lozzyloz]

I know. Left a bad smell too.

[Brendan]

Kinda organic.

[lozzyloz]

I'll give you free range to decide.

[Nero]

Eggsactly the kind of eggsasperating yolks I was eggspecting from you lot! Nero

[lozzyloz]

Chips with that?

[Brendan]

Oh we?ve not even cracked the shell yet.

[lozzyloz]

Was that a double yolk?

[Brendan]

Yeah. Came over easy didn't it?

[lozzyloz]

Yes but I think Nero layed the way.

[david_carnell]

These jokes are all a bit cheep aren't they?

[Brendan]

Cheeper by the dozen.

[lozzyloz]

Aye, that they are Cock.

[clare]

We came back late one night recently from the airport with our 3 kids asleep in the car. We parked outside the 7/11 on Northcross Road so that my partner could nip in and buy a pint of milk.

3 charmless city drunkards came along and scooped up loads of apples and started throwing them (very hard) down the backs of peoples houses on Nutfield Road, aimimg at the windows.

They saw me in the car watching (a little aghast-it was early hours and they were throwing the apples extremely hard).

Get this- then they started throwing the apples at our windscreen ! Niiice.

I got out of the car to remonstrate, telling them I had sleeping kids in the car.

They told me to f**k off and jumped into a cab laughing.

Partner returns with milk oblivious.

I was so gob smacked I didn't even tell him. I didn't think he'd believe me......it was so surreal.

[Brendan]

Bunch of bad eggs! (6) Going around all scambled and as for the apple chucky!

[lozzyloz]

I think I know that city crowd. Their leader is called Benedict.

[Annasfield]

This thread cracks me up

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Optimum throwing distance: wait til you see the whites of their eyes.