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We came back late one night recently from the airport with our 3 kids asleep in the car. We parked outside the 7/11 on Northcross Road so that my partner could nip in and buy a pint of milk.


3 charmless city drunkards came along and scooped up loads of apples and started throwing them (very hard) down the backs of peoples houses on Nutfield Road, aimimg at the windows.


They saw me in the car watching (a little aghast-it was early hours and they were throwing the apples extremely hard).


Get this- then they started throwing the apples at our windscreen ! Niiice.


I got out of the car to remonstrate, telling them I had sleeping kids in the car.


They told me to f**k off and jumped into a cab laughing.


Partner returns with milk oblivious.


I was so gob smacked I didn't even tell him. I didn't think he'd believe me......it was so surreal.

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