Late Night Stalker

[ilondoner]

I am being stalked by a large, beige coloured cat, which appears out of nowhere and tries to bulldoze its way into my house whenever I get home late at night. I know (s)he has an owner, (s)he wears a bright blue collar and seems well fed. Before opening my front door, I now look over my shoulder to check that the path is clear.

[womanofdulwich]

maybe you should borrow a dog?

[ilondoner]

This cat is so agressive I would fear for the life of any dog that tried to take it on.

[embo71]

Don't go out late!

[Loz]

A well aimed size nine should do the trick...

[Ridgley]

Like this one?

http://www.e-silkflowerdepot.com/GSC%20PICS/AA2524-BK.jpg

[RosieH]

would you like to borrow a crossbow?

[ilondoner]

Wouldn?t dream of physically abusing cat. Could be a trap - remember what happened to the lady who was caught on camera putting a cat in a wheelie bin?

Ridgely if stalker-cat looked anything like the one above I would move out and let it move in.

[Salsaboy]

Bugger. Thought this was a 'position vacant' post.

[jamster]

Carry a bottle of water ... one dousing and he won't come back. Although it's obviously totally harmless to them, they hate it and quickly get the message.

[ilondoner]

My colleague at work (a cat owner) says that cats often fall out with their owners and try to adopt new ones. He suggests totally ignoring stalker-cat, and eventually he will pick someone else. You've been warned.

Jamster - your suggested water treatment sounds like a good idea.