Quality Junk Mail

[*Bob*]

Today's delivery:

[Thomas Micklewright]

hahahah i have a picture of this on my phone - was going to post it to this forum. I got mine last week.

I also posted it to facebook and twitter as 'BRANDING FAIL'

Maybe some of the carnivores of dulwich would like to try out their house special pizza - Im sure you can guess what the topping is.

[Horsebox]

We got this the other day. It now takes pride of place on the health & safety noticeboard at work.

Tasty.

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Thomas Micklewright Wrote:

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> hahahah i have a picture of this on my phone - was

> going to post it to this forum. I got mine last

> week.

>

> I also posted it to facebook and twitter as

> 'BRANDING FAIL'

>

> Maybe some of the carnivores of dulwich would like

> to try out their house special pizza - Im sure you

> can guess what the topping is.

Ooh, would it be anus Tom? That's a good one. No, really. I love your sideways look at life and the way you manage to get these side-splitting observations into - well into just about every single thread you post on. "Maybe some of the carnivores of Dulwich..." oh I have tears rolling down my cheek at the sheer ingenuity of it. And you posted it on FB too? You wag!

[*Bob*]

Don't bother cooking tonight, darling - let's get something from uranus.

The possibilities are endless. Perhaps it's actually a stroke of marketing genius?!

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"Are you sure those are olives?"

[Salsaboy]

"I went down uranus and got a pizza for tea."

[*Bob*]

I'm starving. Is Uranus open yet?

etc

[Sue]

Hisar (I think it was) once put a leaflet round the door headed

"Feel yourself in sunny Turkey".

I've still got it somewhere.

:))

ETA: And not junkmail, but I so wish RimWorld on the Walworth Road hadn't changed its name to HatWorld :))

They could have teamed up with Uranus Pizza, perhaps.

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Uranus delivers

[david_carnell]

And when the inevitable decline in standards occurs:

The shit coming out of Uranus these days....

[Salsaboy]

......matches Pizza Hut.