I got a Christmas card this morning .....

[ianr]

Another haggis hunting season, so soon.

[Tarot]

I hope the couple who sent you a card, can see what a mealy mouth person you are, and dont bother next year.

[Annette Curtain]

Tarot Wrote:

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> I hope the couple who sent you a card, can see

> what a mealy mouth person you are, and dont bother

> next year.

Scrooge lives.

Next ?

[The4Season's]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Tarot Wrote:

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> > I hope the couple who sent you a card, can see

> > what a mealy mouth person you are, and dont

> bother

> > next year.

>

> Scrooge lives.

>

> Next ?

Hi! Annette

You can have a look on the page I have PM you

and this is another one I thought was good

for Christmas Cards www.Grafiquedefrance.com

[Annette Curtain]

Moos Wrote:

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> Annette - pfffft indeed. Did you see the

> Playmobile Advent calendars with Proper Big Toys

> in EVERY CHUFFING DAY? Sheesh. We thought we

> were spoilt when I was a kid when they invented

> ones with chocolate in.

No ,I mean ye-s

Really it's bonkers

However, having spent pre-christmas in Iceland ( country not the shop ) I feel we're way behind the curve.

Each night, for I think 21 days, the parents have to set up a different "event"

Essentially Santa has 21 helpers and ( you guessed it ) one visits each night.

The only one I can remembers is a naughty "skiir" ( yoghurt ) thief

And a sausage thief. Basically the parents smear "skiir" on the kids shoes or leave a sausage near the door, to show they've visited, the kids go mad in the morning.

Mind you, everyone's gone mad by christmas.

20 hours of darkness a day is enough to test the mettle of most people.

Makes Bjork look relatively well balanced, considering.

What the fekk am I on about ?

* taps pipe out on sleeping child's head *

NETTE:-S

[maxxi]

I'm sure I saw a sign advertising this outside a bar in Hamburg.

[wee quinnie]

With regard to receiving a card on 1st Dec....

Possibly the sender has a few cards to send to far flung overseas destinations and figured, well I might as well do the lot at one sitting.

[Captain Scarlet]

Some people dont get sent a Christmas Card.

Seems a bit mean Sue that your putting down the couple

Who Like you enouth to even bother to send you a card,even if it is

the 1st December.

Are you misses Scrooge?

[Sue]

Captain Scarlet Wrote:

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> Are you misses Scrooge?

xxxxx

No, there's only one of me :)