Missing teaspoons

[womanofdulwich]

They are like odd socks in my house. Where have they gone??I often find them under teenagers beds- but I've only recouped one by that method- any other top tips??

[Huguenot]

Have you spoken to UDT and HAL9000?

They're quite literally 'magnets' for loose cutlery to add to their alien defence shields.

[bon3yard]

I blame rodents, Squirrels are the worst culprits. Its a lie that its assorted nuts that tickle their fancy, they're partial to Muller Fruit Corners though hence the spoon thievery. Maybe you could organise a silverware armistace?

[HAL9000]

It's those Scientologists, I tell you! Teaspoons make great E-meter handles.

And don't get me started on those damn squirrels: in case you didn't know, their raw meat has been declared fair game!

[Salsaboy]

I blame that Uri Geller bloke. Last time he came round for tea he bent all of mine.

[HAL9000]

Only five posts in and this thread has already exposed solid evidence of a covert conspiracy by mind-control cultists - how long before it?s deleted?

Wrap your teaspoons in tinfoil, folks, before it?s too late. You have been warned!

[bon3yard]

Mine are covered in Smartwater.

[womanofdulwich]

I can't say any postings have helped me in the quest to find 8 teaspoons- come on- I need help here- like the vegetable peeler- often found on the compost heap.

[Annette Curtain]

Gosh

What a rubbish Housewife you are.

I bet you don't even iron your husbands boxer shorts, do you.

I mean, come on, there are standards to be upheld you know.

NETTE(td)

[womanofdulwich]

You're right I don't. I make him wear a thong - no ironing required. ;-)

[Annette Curtain]

womanofdulwich Wrote:

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> You're right I don't. I make him wear a thong - no

> ironing required. ;-)

:-$ Oh

There's nothing worse than a middle aged man ( with a whole bunch of arse hair ) bending over in a thong.

Actually, bending over without a thong is probably worse.

Is he quite hairy?

On a scale of 1-10.

(i'm trying to build an accurate mental picture here)

Come to think about it. If he is quite hairy, ( let's say an 8 ) and you get him to bend down in his thong, then you might find where all those spoons have gone. It was only this morning we were talking about this with our sons maths tutor. Her daughter works in A&E and one man came in with a teacup & another with a parsnip ( blunt end first) up their place where the sun don't shine.

It happens you know.

Let us know when you've looked please.

NETTE:-S

[Alan Medic]

I reckon you need one of these!

You'll be saving ?50 as well!

PS I making an assumption that none of your family are suffering from teaspoonitis. It's a little known illness and affects 0.0657% of the population, but maybe?

[Huguenot]

I knew he was qualified.

[Salsaboy]

My other half is a nurse and she has tales from when she worked in A&E of things like remote controls, mobile phones (quite popular, it's the vibrate function that attracts) and even a wine glass, bowl end first, in mens bottoms.

[Annette Curtain]

There has to be a website for that kind of thing.

:-S