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Some thing to think about.


Petrol Station ? ?We will serve petrol to customers in metal containers only?

Church ? ?Don?t let your worries kill you. Let the minister help?

On a carton of milk ? ?After opening, store upright?

On paint-stripper heat-gun ? ?Do not use as a hair-dryer?

A set of lights ? ?For indoor and outdoor use only?

A butcher?s shop window ? ?Try our home made sausages. Once tasted you?ll never want another?


Notes passed between doctors:

?The patient has no history of suicide?

?This patient is numb from the toes down?

?This lady has been unable to conceive, but I think you should be able to rectify that?

?At the moment her temperature is normal, but her husband says she is sometimes very hot in bed?


A thought resulting from above ? Doesn't it worry you that doctors practice medicine?


Statements on radio/TV etc:

TV Newsreader - "This is was an unexpected surprise"

Richard Whiteley ? ?I never do requests unless I?m asked to?

Glen Hoddle ? ?In football you have to be able to handle the ball?

Brian Johnson ? ?The bowler?s Holding. The batsman?s Willie?

Murray Walker - "With half the race gone, there's still half to go"


Some sayings:

?Life is what happens when you are making other plans?

?Charity begins at home ? and ends up in a foreign country?

?Two?s company, three is the result?

"I thought it was all big bounce these days."


Well I guess it's about exchange, there's not an unreasonable argument that suggests that information is based on exchange. Unless there is a differential there can't really be an exchange.


It doesn't really make much difference whether it's the big chill, or heat death, or however you'd like to define it - once there's no exchange of information existence becomes immaterial.


Since the 'big bounce' theory entails an interegnum of essential passivity, then it's kind of like worrying about football whilst peering at your donut. Parkdrive?

katie1997 Wrote:

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> The End was quite unremarkable as clubs go. Not

> even sure its still there, seems to be all Korean

> restaurants now.


No I thinks its gone


It was the first club that had a free drinking fountain & air con as standard


I went there a few times, the last was the most *ahem* enlightening


I discovered that with the right person/badge that there was another room upstairs


And what an eye opener that night/room was. In fact, after that night I couldn't shut my eyes for at least 36 hours


NETTE:-S

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