EDF FAQ's... the answers (For Cynical old timers or just the cynical)

[Petrichor]

...yes, it's disgusting isn't it? People should pick up after their dogs.

[Atticus]

Yes, not only are we cynical, we are incredibly pompous too.

[Salsaboy]

The clowns leave it in bottles for someone else to deal with.

[edcam]

No you can't buy anything from the window display.

[Administrator]

It's because your house/event is in Crystal Palace/Birmingham/Zanzibar and as this is the East Dulwich Forum it's been removed.

[katesonic]

Hello I'm a newbee and this is A Shot in the Dark...

Clouseau: And... they were your fingerprints!

Benjamin Ballon: Well, why not? It's my house. I've often been in that closet.

Clouseau: For what reason?

Benjamin Ballon: Last time was moths.

Clouseau: "Meuths"?

Benjamin Ballon: [very clearly] Moths!

Clouseau: Yes, "meuths."

Benjamin Ballon: Maria was complaining of "murths."

[frowns at himself]

Clouseau: "Meurths"? Is that right, Maria, that - that you were complaining about these "meuths"?

Maria Gambrelli: Yes, I did complain about moths.

Clouseau: Oh, you mean "meuths"!

(Scottish Gangster translates meuths!):)

[the-e-dealer]

Administrator Wrote:

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> It's because your house/event is in Crystal

> Palace/Birmingham/Zanzibar and as this is the East

> Dulwich Forum it's been removed.

Now that sounds like some event!

[AbDabs]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Administrator Wrote:

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> > It's because your house/event is in Crystal

> > Palace/Birmingham/Zanzibar and as this is the

> East

> > Dulwich Forum it's been removed.

>

> Now that sounds like some event!

Yeah, but if you want to go you'll have to take the bus as they're introducing a CPZ unless we can get a million signatures

[El Pibe]

...not really, and your issues with smugness/children/queues at butchers reveals more about your own inadequacies and failures than it does anything else.

[Otta]

... yes, I'm afraid if you weren't registered by Christmas 2006, you will forever be considered a newbie.

... No, 1st January 2007 just won't do.

[Burbage]

???? Wrote:

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> ...they are Parakeets, they've been wild in London

> parks for YEARS

Where's the fun in that? I was told they were kept by the manager of one of the estate agents, who'd be grateful to hear of any escapees.

[maxxi]

welcome and have fun but *heaves deep sigh* it's not like it was in the old days...

[El Pibe]

...yes, it was an inside job. In fact it my surprise you to know that admin wrote the Elders of Dulwich in original lizard.

[El Pibe]

...of course you don't need to know what you're talking about.

In lieu of actual facts or deductive reasoning, I suggest one of these:

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[Guest]

'It's a bot.'

'It's obviously a wind-up.'

'It's actually his fifth incarnation on the forum.'

'His posts may sound endearingly witty and outspoken but in person he's a remote-worker with poor hygiene who can't make eye contact with women.'

'Correct, there are no nice single men in ED between the ages of 40 and 65.'

[the-e-dealer]

Sorry when I said are there any single men in East Dulwich I meant between the ages of 20 and 25.

[the-e-dealer]

Ad Hominem - very rare on here!

[Guest]

'So did I at first, but then I realised it was Snorky/BBW/Karter [fill in name of other frequently banned forumite] under another name.'

'You just change ONE letter.'

[El Pibe]

bah, missed.

[Alan Medic]

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