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Hello I'm a newbee and this is A Shot in the Dark...


Clouseau: And... they were your fingerprints!

Benjamin Ballon: Well, why not? It's my house. I've often been in that closet.

Clouseau: For what reason?

Benjamin Ballon: Last time was moths.

Clouseau: "Meuths"?

Benjamin Ballon: [very clearly] Moths!

Clouseau: Yes, "meuths."

Benjamin Ballon: Maria was complaining of "murths."

[frowns at himself]

Clouseau: "Meurths"? Is that right, Maria, that - that you were complaining about these "meuths"?

Maria Gambrelli: Yes, I did complain about moths.

Clouseau: Oh, you mean "meuths"!


(Scottish Gangster translates meuths!):)

Administrator Wrote:

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> It's because your house/event is in Crystal

> Palace/Birmingham/Zanzibar and as this is the East

> Dulwich Forum it's been removed.


Now that sounds like some event!

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Administrator Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > It's because your house/event is in Crystal

> > Palace/Birmingham/Zanzibar and as this is the

> East

> > Dulwich Forum it's been removed.

>

> Now that sounds like some event!


Yeah, but if you want to go you'll have to take the bus as they're introducing a CPZ unless we can get a million signatures

???? Wrote:

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> ...they are Parakeets, they've been wild in London

> parks for YEARS


Where's the fun in that? I was told they were kept by the manager of one of the estate agents, who'd be grateful to hear of any escapees.

'It's a bot.'


'It's obviously a wind-up.'


'It's actually his fifth incarnation on the forum.'


'His posts may sound endearingly witty and outspoken but in person he's a remote-worker with poor hygiene who can't make eye contact with women.'


'Correct, there are no nice single men in ED between the ages of 40 and 65.'

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