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Dames we're not short of - plenty of Twankys on this forum -


and for Far Eastern Fakirs, Huge (at least I think I've heard him called that) makes a perfect Abanazer-


I think the most keenly contested category is bound to be amongst the (thigh) slappers...



*sifts through 'principal boy' applications making careful note of (ahem) post codes.

Loz Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> > Loz Wrote:

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> > > Are we talking panto Dames?

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> > *ahem*

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> *Panto* dames, Nette. Not pants dames.


I'm very convincing you know


*tightens chinstrap on wig*

Moos Wrote:

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> I know, people are off. Baby elephants are cute,

> but if you said someone was as cute as a baby

> elephant, they'd be all offended.


I'm going to have this translated into Mandarin & then tattooed up my forearm


*thumbs up icon here*

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