Utterly inane news thread

[jumpinjackflash]

I am addicted to Turkish coffee

[Mick Mac]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I have just bought peppercorns.

You don't buy peppercorns PGC, you normally rent them.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

I'm in Swansea. Gasssssssed.

[TillieTrotter]

I went to Valencia Safari Park yesterday, it was the I've ever been to.

[Alan Medic]

The what TT?

[TillieTrotter]

The safari park in the middle of Valencia....it's wonderful.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

In Swansea. Hungover tae foo. Rattling like a panda in a chinese takeaway.

[LondonLogCo]

I'm at the dog show/ fair on P Rye

Many hipsters are here too

Beards are big this season

I'm not a hipster btw

[Alan Medic]

I've just had a ?20 note refused in a local shop as it is out of date. This is just one of many ?20 notes my wife gave me from her 'secret stash' to cover her trip to Australia (see above). I don't know if I should take them to a bank or a museum.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Wee bitty gassed again, in Swansea, wi surfbobby.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Yep.smashed. In Swansea. Hame the morra.

[red devil]

Sounds like you've got a bad dose of the Mumbles H-M-B...

[Alan Medic]

My wife asked me who is playing. She has no interest in sport. When I queried this I was told it's because she is going to Australia. That is the end of this news bulletin.

[Annette Curtain]

Spent yesterday afternoon and today trimming my front bush

I can't bear it all overgrown.

So now it's all neat, with a mowhawk/fin effect down the middle

And in that very middle class way, I feel i've achieved something

Nette

[jumpinjackflash]

I prefer Laughing Cow to Dairylea

[LondonLogCo]

I'm getting used to Gary Crowley

Shoot me

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

*bang*

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Hubba Bubba are now Chunkier and Bubblier.

[Salsaboy]

Just done a bit of pruning.

[LondonLogCo]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> *bang*

I thank you

[the-e-dealer]

Gay Winstone.

[LondonLogCo]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> Gay Winstone.

Oh dear ted

Wrong thread?

Camilla Parker Towles

[LondonLogCo]

See what you made me do there !

I'm chewing gum

[Huguenot]

Tony Fart (showing my age)

[maxxi]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Tony Fart (showing my age)

If intentionally on this thread then I demand an explanation/description of said 'ripper/guff/aerosolised-bottom-biscuit' and why experiencing one is a sign of age (slackness in the muscles perhaps?)

- or is this another case of wrong inanity? (sounds like a Peter Thingy song).