Utterly inane news thread

[Huguenot]

Wrong inanity.

[maxxi]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Wrong inanity.

You hum it son, I'll play it...

[Alan Medic]

Thanks to my attention to detail I got someone sacked at work this week. Had mixed feelings about it.

[aquarius moon]

Watching Celebrity Big Brother final.

Hope Julian wins!

[LondonLogCo]

Julian Assange

He's on Big Brother ?

WOW

[aquarius moon]

LondonLogCo Wrote:

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> Julian Assange

>

> He's on Big Brother ?

>

> WOW

Who's Julian Assange??

[Alan Medic]

You'd have missed him if you spend your time watching BB I reckon. He's not in the news that often but if he gets deported to Sweden and then America after a storming of the Embassy in London, then you will probably hear more about him.

[Salsaboy]

I've just cut the grass.

[Alan Medic]

In the region of France where my brother lives, it's not the done thing to cut the grass on a Sunday. Day of rest and no noise I suppose.

[Salsaboy]

Well it's a good job I'm not in France then.

[Alan Medic]

It is SB, but this thread can cope with 'international' inane news too.

[aquarius moon]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> You'd have missed him if you spend your time

> watching BB I reckon. He's not in the news that

> often but if he gets deported to Sweden and then

> America after a storming of the Embassy in London,

> then you will probably hear more about him.

Thanks for that.

Can't recall reading about him in The Daily Star!

Probably too busy reading about Celebrity BB.

And I voted for Julian C to win!!!

[maxxi]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> In the region of France where my brother lives,

> it's not the done thing to cut the grass on a

> Sunday. Day of rest and no noise I suppose.

There are many things in France that are 'not the done thing', but to follow the rules and not do the thing that is 'not the done thing' is, for the true Frenchman/woman, most definitely, not the done thing.

*Taken from EuronanityNews.org.

[Alan Medic]

I'll advise him accordingly maxxi. He's obviously a snob.

[LondonLogCo]

It's 8:51pm as I type this

[red devil]

Your watch is 3 minutes fast...

[jumpinjackflash]

not news as such (but it's far too inane to have its own thread)...why is it when you're about to open a bag of Salt & Vinegar crisps the inside of your mouth start quivering? Doesn't happen with any other flavour by the way..(I have years of crisp-eating experience).

[Salsaboy]

I went to Mitcham today.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I cut my finger quite badly this morning. Stupid cook's knife in the washing-up bowl.

[maxxi]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I cut my finger quite badly this morning. Stupid

> cook's knife in the washing-up bowl.

Thus demonstrating the perils of the domestic equivalent of tombstoning.

[Huguenot]

Had to look up tombstoning.

[Annette Curtain]

Me too

Gawd,i'm off to work today (only for a few hours)

Boo hoo

[Annette Curtain]

It's Wednesday tomorrow

[Salsaboy]

Not if tomorrow is today it isn't.

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> It's Wednesday tomorrow

[Annette Curtain]

A sausage maker is on Dragons Den