Great Quotes

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

?I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman? ? Homer Simpson

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

You hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.

It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar.

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

What are two things you should never do in bed?

Point and laugh.

[Tigres Pride]

A few from W C Fields:

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

[Dopamine1979]

I want to hijack this thread to try and create a new game.

Identify the quote (without using Google).

An easy one:

'We're both part of the same hypocrisy...but never think it applies to my family'

[HonaloochieB]

Michael Corleone?

I never googled, and that's the last time I let you into my business, 'kay.

[Dopamine1979]

Bingo Hona-B. Godfather 2.

Your move.