Lembit Opik - what's that all about?

[wee quinnie]

Is it just me or does anyone else find him very strange? He's an MP, but seems to like going onto TV just to big up his relationship with the Cheeky Girl. (Sad for her that she is only every known as "One of the Cheeky girls").

Also a friend of mine used to be in a creative writing group with L.O. back in Belfast 20 odd years ago, and thought he was a bit of a git back then.

[Jah Lush]

He went out with a weather girl before the Cheeky Girl. Sian Lloyd if my memory serves me well. Obviously he likes the showbiz lifestyle and the limelight and publicity that goes with it.

I can't see the attraction myself but he certainly looks like he's been whupped with the ugly stick.

[atila the gooner]

Strange? How about down right butt ugly with a face that only his mama could love (poor cow!!)

[HonaloochieB]

I watch as a promising career crashes and burns.

I'll never be able to take her seriously after this.

[*Bob*]

Mmm.. The thought of Lembit bearing down, all red-faced and short of breath, teeth gnashing and eyes bulging certainly doesn't do it for me. "Oooh... Lem-bit.."

No thanks.

[HonaloochieB]

He's a waffity-jawed git and no mistake.

[*Bob*]

It's a face of two halves (I just looked at a picture of him)

If you cover the bottom half he looks like a cruel accountant.

If you cover the top half - village idiot.

Amusingly, the picture I looked at had been named 'Opik Headshot'.

[HonaloochieB]

He's got what we doctors call 'Jonathon Kinging' of the jaw.

The only cure is what we boxers call a 'a left hook'.

[*Bob*]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> He's got what we doctors call 'Jonathon Kinging'

> of the jaw.

I have committed this important and useful medical term to memory - for future use.